Shit happens, 妈的发生，

that is my advice to you, 那是我对你的建议，

it's a good day, I am back home early, 这是一个很好的一天，我早回家，

I am going home to see my sugar, my girlie, 我要回家看我的糖，我娘娘腔，

I open up the door, as I do every day 我打开门，因为我每天都在做

a man who is really naked says hey my name is jay! 一个人谁是真正的赤裸裸的说哎我的名字是周杰伦！

jay? 周杰伦？

hey hey jay, 嘿嘿周杰伦，

that's not OK, 那也不行，

you're laying on my girlfriend, 你躺在我的女朋友，

I think you cannot stay, 我觉得你可以不留，

but jay had his points, 但周杰伦有他的观点，

ha, 哈哈，

to my surprise, 出乎我的意料，

he's a heavyweight champion, 他是一个重量级的冠军，

so here's my advice. 所以这里是我的建议。

   

Shit happens, 妈的发生，

once or twice, 一次或两次，

don't believe your girlfriend, 不相信你的女朋友，

here's my advice to you, 这是我给你的忠告，

shit happens, 狗屎发生，

you know, 你知道，

ha ha ha. 哈哈哈。

   

My teacher, 我的老师，

Mr. Yawney, Yawney先生，

said you're never gonna make it, 说，你是绝不会去做，

and if I got my chance, 如果我得到了我的机会，

be sure that I would take it, 可以肯定，我会采取它，

but now i am a rock star, 但现在我是一个摇滚明星，

to his surprise, 出乎他的意料，

he passed my record for me, 他通过我的记录对我来说，

so here is my advice. 所以这里是我的建议。

   

O baby. 哦宝贝。

   

Shit happens, 妈的发生，

once or twice, 一次或两次，

believe in yourself, 相信你自己，

here's my advice to you, 这是我给你的忠告，

shit happens, 狗屎发生，

once or twice, 一次或两次，

believe in yourself, 相信你自己，

here is my advice to you, 这里是我给你的忠告，

shit happens. 狗屎发生。

   

When you're teacher's teasing you, 当你老师的逗你玩，

and your girlfriend's cheating you, 和你的女朋友的欺骗你，

you've got to look out for the one that's pleasing you, 你得看出来是一个的取悦你，

when everything I write feels as cold as ice, 当一切我写感觉冷如冰，

the only thing that you can do is, 你可以做的唯一一件事就是，

ha ha, 哈哈，

is my advice, 是我的意见，

shit happens, 狗屎发生，

come on, 来吧，

I'll do, 我会做，

let's make it funky, 让我们把它质朴，

shit happens, 狗屎发生，

you know. 你知道。