[Adam Sandler]: [亚当·桑德勒] ：

Hey how ya doin'? My name's Barry Lakin and I'm here with the man on the street 哎怎么雅干什么？我叫巴里·莱金，我在这里的人在大街上

quiz. This weeks's show is a doozy man, it really is. I went around the country 测验。这周的节目是一个谎言的男人，还真是。我去全国各地

with my tape recorder and I taped different people having sex. I would just sit 我的录音机，我录音做爱不同的人。我只是坐在

outside their bedroom windows without anybody knowin' and I would press record 他们的卧室的窗口，没有任何人深深地知道'，我会按记录外

and these people would wail away on each other man they would really go at it 而这些人会嚎啕大哭离开对方的人，他们真的会在它去

and I captured it on tape. Also I went around the country and I taped people in 我捕捉到它在磁带上。我也去了全国各地，我在录音的人

weight rooms workin' out man. I would just sit there with my tape recorder, 举重房的还行的人。我只是坐在那里，我的录音机，

press record, and these people would have themselves a workout man and I got 按纪录，而这些人将有自己锻炼的人，我得到了

that on tape. Now I'm gonna play these tapes for people on the street and see 该磁带上。现在，我要在大街上的人玩这些磁带，看

if they know the difference between people working out and people havin' sex. 如果他们认识的人工作了，人们就吃性别之间的差异。

Sir, what's your name? 先生，你叫什么名字？

[Man:] [文： ]

Hi, how ya doin'? My name's Gregory Miner. 嗨，雅干什么？我叫格雷戈里矿工。

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

Oh terrific. My name's Barry Lakin. 哦，太棒了。我的名字叫巴里·莱金。

[Man:] [文： ]

Uh huh 嗯哼

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

And let me tell you what I did man. I went around the country and taped people 让我告诉你，我就是这样做的人。我去全国各地和录音的人

having sex 做爱

[Man:] [文： ]

Uh huh 嗯哼

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

I also taped people workin' out in a weight room man. I'm gonna play one of the 我也录音的人用的还行的力量房的人。我要玩一个

two tapes for you right now 两盘磁带给你，现在

[Man:] [文： ]

Ok 行

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

You dig? You tell me which of the two they're doin' okay? Workin' out or havin' 你挖？你告诉我，这两者之间，他们正在干什么好吗？用的还行或就吃

sex? 做爱？

[Man:] [文： ]

Yeah I got ya 是的，我得到了亚

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

Alright I'm pressing the play button...Now. 好吧，我按下播放按钮...现在。

{Moans and screams} {呻吟和尖叫声}

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

What do you think? 你有什么感想？

[Man:] [文： ]

Well that's people having sex. 那么这是做爱的人。

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

No they were doing a Military Press 没有他们做军事新闻

[Man:] [文： ]

But..but they... But..but他们...

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

No you're wrong. Thank you very much for stopping by. Amazing what people will 不，你错了。非常感谢您停止了。惊人的什么人会

hear. When the human ear wants to hear sex, it hears sex. Hmm. Let's move on to 听到。当人耳要听性别，它听到做爱。嗯。让我们继续来

someone else. Sir, what's your name? 别人。先生，你叫什么名字？

[Man:] [文： ]

Uh hi my name is Ron. 呃大家好，我的名字叫罗恩。

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

Ron, what's your last name, quick. 罗恩，你叫什么名字，见效快。

[Man:] [文： ]

Ron Johnson. 罗恩·约翰逊。

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

Alright, that's good enough. My name's Barry Lakin. 好吧，这是不够好。我的名字叫巴里·莱金。

[Man:] [文： ]

Nice to meet you Barry. 很高兴见到你巴里。

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

Terrific. What I'm gonna do now is play a tape for you. And you tell me if 太棒了。我该怎么办，现在是玩一段录音。而你告诉我，如果

these people are havin' sex.. 这些人就吃性..

[Man:] [文： ]

Yeah? 是吗？

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

See how he says yeah? Or working out in a fitness center. 看他怎么说呀？或工作在一个健身中心。

[Man:] [文： ]

Uh huh 嗯哼

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

I'm pressing play...Now. 我压着打...现在。

{Moans and screams} {呻吟和尖叫声}

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

And what do you think? 和你有什么感想？

[Man:] [文： ]

Uh, that was two gay men having sex. 呃，这是在做爱两名同性恋男子。

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

No those were two men doing Butterfly Curls. 没有这些是两个人做的蝴蝶卷发。

[Man:] [文： ]

Sounded like two gay guys having sex. 听起来像做爱两名同性恋人。

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

Well no sir, you are dead wrong. 哦，不，先生，你是大错特错了。

[Man:] [文： ]

Alright. 好吧。

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

Thanks for stopping by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, working out, 由于停止了。哇，有意思。有两个人，在磁带上，工作了，

building their pectorial muscles. And this man hears gay sex. Which leads me to 建设自己的pectorial肌肉。这名男子听到同性恋。这使我

the conclusion that this man is either gay himself or not straight. Moving 的结论是，这个人是不是同性恋自己或不直。移动

along. And older gentleman. How are ya sir, what's your name? 沿。和年长的绅士。你好吗，先生，你叫什么名字？

[Man:] [文： ]

Uh Larry Bartowski 呃拉里Bartowski

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

And Larry, how old are you? 和拉里，你多大了？

[Man:] [文： ]

I am 62. 我62 。

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

My name's Barry Lakin. 我的名字叫巴里·莱金。

[Man:] [文： ]

Nice to meet you Barry. 很高兴见到你巴里。

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna play a tape for ya. Now you have to tell me if these 太棒了。拉里，我要为雅玩的磁带。现在，你要告诉我，如果这

two people are having sex or working out. Are you ready sir? 两个人有过性行为或工作了。你准备好了，先生？

[Man:] [文： ]

I think I'll be able to do this. 我想我能做到这一点。

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

Alright sir. Here we go. And play. 好的，先生。开始了。和发挥。

{Moans and screams} {呻吟和尖叫声}

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

Okay sir. What was that? Sex or weight lifting? 好吧，先生。那是什么？性别或举重？

[Man:] [文： ]

That was definitely two people having sex. 这肯定是两个人做爱。

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

No they were doing Leg Squats. 不，他们正在做腿深蹲。

[Man:] [文： ]

You're kidding me? They were not having sex? 你在开玩笑吗？他们不做爱？

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

No sir, you are way off base. 不，先生，你是大错特错。

[Man:] [文： ]

I don't believe it. 我不相信。

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

Alright I'll play it back for you again sir. And if you get it right this time, 好吧，我会再次打回给你，先生。如果你得到它的权利这一次，

you will...be the only one who did. Okay so...play. 你...是谁做的唯一的一个。好了，所以......玩。

{Moans and screams} {呻吟和尖叫声}

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

Okay, here's your second chance. What do you think? 好吧，这是你第二次机会。你有什么感想？

[Man:] [文： ]

Those people were definitely having sex. 这些人肯定是做爱。

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

No wrong again, sir. Thanks for playing the game. 没有错了，先生。感谢您玩游戏。

[Man:] [文： ]

You're kidding me. They, they... 你在跟我开玩笑。他们，他们......

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

Alright sir, I'm moving on, I appreciate it. 好吧，先生，我上移动，我很感激。

[Man:] [文： ]

They were having sex. 他们在做爱。

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

Alright that's in your head. Bye bye. Well we learned a lot about men today. 好吧，这是在你的头上。再见。嗯，我们学到了很多关于男人今天。

Let's move on to women. How are you? 让我们继续为女性。你好吗？

[Woman:] [女： ]

Okay. 好。

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

My name's Barry Lakin. 我的名字叫巴里·莱金。

[Woman:] [女： ]

Hi. 嗨。

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

Hi. What's your name? 嗨。你叫什么名字？

[Women:] [妇女： ]

Uh Jessica Sanders. 呃杰西卡·桑德斯。

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

Okay Jessica. What I'm gonna do right now is record something, not play, but 好了杰西卡。我该怎么办现在是记录什么的，不张扬，但

record. 记录。

[Woman:] [女： ]

Oh okay. 哦，好吧。

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

I'm gonna ask you to close your eyes now. And I'm gonna record something. Then 我要请你现在闭上眼睛。而且我要记录的东西。然后，

I'm gonna play it back to you. And you're gonna have to tell me if these to 我会打回给你。而且你得告诉我，如果这些来

people are having sex or working out in a gym. 人有过性行为或工作在健身房。

[Woman:] [女： ]

Okay. 好。

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

Okay, close your eyes. I'm hitting record now. Pay no attention to what's going 好了，闭上你的眼睛。我创下了。不注意这是怎么回事

on. 上。

[Woman:] [女： ]

You're unzipping my pants. 你解压了我的裤子。

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

Yeah that's right. Keep your eyes closed I'm recording something. 是的，没错。保持你的眼睛闭上，我记录一些东西。

[Woman:] [女： ]

Oh that feels good. 呵呵，感觉很好。

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

Mm-hmm, yeah it feels good here too. Alright. Okay, I'm gonna slow down or I'm MM-嗯，是啊，感觉这里好了。好吧。好了，我要和我慢下来

in trouble. Ahh too late I'm gonna blow it here we go 麻烦了。啊太晚我要打击在这里，我们去

[Woman:] [女： ]

uh! shoot it all over me! 呃！拍这一切对我！

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

Alright. Okay let me hit stop. And let me rewind that one. Alright now I'm 好吧。好吧，让我打一站。让我后退的那一个。好吧，现在我

gonna play it back for you. Are these people having sex or are they in a weight 会打回给你。有过性行为或者是他们的重量，这些人

room. Here we go. 房间。开始了。

[Playback] [回放]

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

Now what do you think? 现在，你有什么感想？

[Woman:] [女： ]

That was you having sex with me. 那是你有跟我做爱。

[Adam Sandler:] [亚当·桑德勒： ]

That's right and thanks for stoppin' by. Okay. Well, until next time this is 这是正确的，并感谢阻止这一切了。好。好了，直到下一次，这是

Barry Lakin sayin all the world is schlach. 巴里·莱金在说世界上所有的schlach 。