There comes a time in every mans life 总会有一段时间在每一个男人的一生

when he grows hair where it used to be bare 当他长头发的地方曾经是裸

   

I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy 我知道你的感觉不可思议，但你应该感到高兴

You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy 你没有阴道，这将是蹩脚的

'cause periods suck (and commas rule!) 因为吸吮时间（和逗号规则！ ）

This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool! 这是性教育，而不是语法，傻瓜！

   

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When she gives you affection (Oh Whoa), you better wear protection 当她给你的感情（哇哦） ，你最好的抗磨损保护

That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention? 这skank可能有感染，你关注？

In Sex Ed (In Sex Ed), remember what you read (remember what you read) 在性爱德（性别教育） ，还记得你看过（还记得你读）什么

Just forget what the others have said 只是忘记了其他人说

get it through your head, use your head before you go to bed 通过你的头得到它，用你的头在你上床睡觉

   

It takes only one sperm cell, to make a baby, 只需要一个精子细胞，使宝宝，

And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy 如果你认为他们是可爱的，那么你一定是疯了

Babies suck cause they barf, poo and cry, 婴儿吸吮的原因，他们BARF ，便便呐喊，

They have the ability to pee in your eye, 他们在你的眼睛撒尿的能力，

Babies suck cause they barf, poo and cry, 婴儿吸吮的原因，他们BARF ，便便呐喊，

They have the ability to pee in your eye, 他们在你的眼睛撒尿的能力，

(OH MY GOD IT BURNS!) （ OH MY GOD它燃烧！ ）

   

And did we mention 我们提到

The risk of getting STD's 得到的风险性病

Not just gross hookers have it 不只是妓女总有它

Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit 即使罗德曼可能会有点

You don't know who Dennis Rodman is? 你不知道谁丹尼斯·罗德曼是？

Well maybe you should watch more basketball 嗯，也许你应该多看看篮球

Wait a second this is not about sports 等一下，这是不是体育

Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts 快速的事实！你不能让女孩子，当你穿这种内裤

   

[Chorus:] [合唱： ]

When she gives you affection (Oh Whoa), you better wear protection 当她给你的感情（哇哦） ，你最好的抗磨损保护

That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention? 这skank可能有感染，你关注？

In Sex Ed (In Sex Ed), remember what you read (remember what you read) 在性爱德（性别教育） ，还记得你看过（还记得你读）什么

Just forget what the others have said 只是忘记了其他人说

get it through your head, use your head before you go to bed. 通过你的头得到它，用你的头，然后上床睡觉。

   

I still don't get it. 我还是不明白这一点。

   

Your body is growing 你的身体正在成长

You will get hairy 你会得到多毛

Your puny voice will start to change 你弱小的声音将开始改变

And your no-no place will feel a bit strange 和你没有任何地方会觉得有点怪

Your pits will stink 你坑会臭

You'll get zits on your face 你会得到痘痘对你的脸

Without this knowledge you will scare girls away 如果没有这方面的知识，你会吓跑女孩走

So listen to this song every day 因此，每天听这首歌