C'est Cheese 花莲奶酪

Sex, Drugs, And Rrsp's 性，毒品和RRSP的

As a little boy I dreamed of playing rock and roll 作为一个小男孩，我梦见玩摇滚

Playing in stadiums with every ticket sold 发挥体育场馆的每票出售

Seven figure income from a six string guitar 从六弦吉他七位数字的收入

Dating gorgeous women and drivin' custom cars 约会华丽妇女和驾乘定制车

Then it happened when my record went gold 然后，当我的纪录就发生了金

Now I'm thinking what'll I do when I get old? 现在，我想什么就怎么办，当我老了？

Can't live forever as the king of rock 不能永远活摇滚之王

That's why I'm investing in some blue chip stock 这就是为什么我投资了一些绩优股

   

I got sex, drugs, and rrsps 我得到了性，毒品和rrsps

I'm a rock and roller with financial security 我是一个岩石和辊与金融安全

Sex, drugs and rrsps 性，毒品和rrsps

I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity. 我是一个吉他英雄抵押权益。

   

I'm a modern rebel with a cause 我是一个现代的反叛与事业

I like finding loopholes in the new tax laws 我喜欢发现漏洞，新税法

My fans are reading 'bout me in the rolling stone 我的粉丝阅读“回合我在滚石

While I'm talking to my broker on the telephone. 虽然我说的就是我的经纪人在电话中。

On stage I run around like some animal 在现阶段，我跑来跑去像一些动物

But all my money's in a compound annual 但我所有的钱在年复合

This life is dangerous but I don't care 这样的生活是危险的，但我不在乎

'cause I got insurance on my guitar and my hair! “因为我有保险在我的吉他，我的头发！

   

I got sex, drugs, and rrsps 我得到了性，毒品和rrsps

I'm a rock and roller with financial security 我是一个岩石和辊与金融安全

Sex, drugs and rrsps 性，毒品和rrsps

I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity. 我是一个吉他英雄抵押权益。

   

We used to be such a happy band.. 我们曾经是这样一个幸福的带..

Phil and Nick and Bob and Stan 菲尔和尼克和鲍勃和斯坦

But Phil choked on his vomit 但是菲尔呛他的呕吐物

And then Nick choked on his vomit 然后尼克呛他的呕吐物

And then Stan choked on his vomit 然后哽咽斯坦在他的呕吐物

And then so did Bob. 再这样做了鲍勃。

   

What a bunch of idiots! 真是一群白痴！

   

Their deaths sure meant an awful lot to me 他们的死亡肯定意味着一个可怕的很多给我

'Cause now I'm getting all their royalties 因为现在我得到他们所有的特许权使用费

They would have spent them on women and booze 他们花了他们对妇女和酒

But me I got commodities that just can't lose! 但我我得到的只是不能失去商品！

   

I got sex, drugs, and rrsps 我得到了性，毒品和rrsps

I'm a rock and roller with financial security 我是一个岩石和辊与金融安全

Sex, drugs and rrsps 性，毒品和rrsps

I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity. 我是一个吉他英雄抵押权益。

   

I got sex, drugs, and rrsps 我得到了性，毒品和rrsps

I'm a rock and roller with financial security 我是一个岩石和辊与金融安全

Sex, drugs and rrsps 性，毒品和rrsps

I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity. 我是一个吉他英雄抵押权益。

I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity. 我是一个吉他英雄抵押权益。

I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity!!! 我是一个吉他英雄抵押权益！

Hey guys, I brought beer! 嘿，伙计们，我带了啤酒！

   

History is made by stupid people 历史是愚蠢的人做

   

Scott became famous for freezing to death in Antarctica 斯科特名声大振的冻死在南极

Columbus made history thinking some island was India 哥伦布创造了历史思考一些岛屿是印度

General Custer's a national hero for not knowing when to run 卡斯特将军是国家的英雄，不知道什么时候跑

All of these men are famous 所有这些人都是著名的

And they're also very dumb 而且他们也很愚蠢

   

History is made by stupid people 历史是愚蠢的人做

Clever people wouldn't even try 聪明人不会去尝试

If you want a place in the history books 如果你想在历史书的地方

Then do something dumb before you die 然后做了愚蠢的事情你死之前

   

Nobility are famous for no reason 贵族是著名的无理由

Mary Antoinette enjoyed her cake 玛丽·安托瓦内特喜欢她的蛋糕

She caused a revolution when she would not share 她引起了革命的时候，她会不同意

And her husband lost his head for that mistake 和她的丈夫失去了他的头，那个错误

   

The Hindenburg was a giant Zeppelin 兴登堡是一个巨大的飞艇

Its makers made a minor oversight 它的制造商做了一个小的疏忽

Before they filled it up with explosive gas 之前，他们就充满了爆炸性气体

They should have fixed the no-smoking light 他们应该有固定的禁止吸烟的光

'Cause... 因为...

   

History is made by stupid people 历史是愚蠢的人做

Clever people wouldn't even try 聪明人不会去尝试

If you want a place in the history books 如果你想在历史书的地方

Then do something dumb before you die 然后做了愚蠢的事情你死之前

   

Tally-ho! tally-ho! 理货浩！理货浩！

Our king and country's honour we will save! 我们的国王和国家的荣誉，我们将节省！

Tally-ho! tally-ho! 理货浩！理货浩！

We're marching into history and the grave! 我们正在进军的历史和坟墓！

   

So if your son and daughter seem too lazy 所以，如果你的儿子和女儿似乎太懒惰

Sitting there watching bad tv 坐在那里看不好电视

Just remember you should be quite grateful 只要记住，你应该很感激

At least they are not making history 至少他们没有创造历史

'Cause... 因为...

   

History is made by stupid people 历史是愚蠢的人做

Clever people wouldn't even try 聪明人不会去尝试

If you want a place in the history books 如果你想在历史书的地方

Then do something dumb before you die 然后做了愚蠢的事情你死之前

Yes... 是的...

Do something dumb before you die 做了愚蠢的事情你死之前

Yes... 是的...

Do something dumb before you die 做了愚蠢的事情你死之前

   

C'est Cheese 花莲奶酪

Sex, Drugs, And Rrsp's 性，毒品和RRSP的