- Mr. Chandler, MC Chris is here to see you. - 钱德勒先生， MC克里斯在这里见到你。

- Brrr, send him in! - BRRR ，送他了！

- Hey! Mr. Chandler, what's happening man? - 嘿！钱德勒先生，发生了什么人？

- Heeeey kid... - Heeeey孩子......

- How you doing? I haven't seen you in like forever man. - 你好吗？我还没有看到你喜欢的人永远。

- Yeah yeah... - 是啊是啊......

- What's happening? What you call me here for man? - 发生了什么？你叫什么我在这里的人吗？

- Come over here, take a pew, sit down, lets talk some business. - 到这里来，坐​​长椅，坐下来，让我们来讨论一些业务。

- Shiiit man, and you look great! I haven't seen you in like forever man, you like lost weight. - Shiiit的人，你看起来棒极了！我还没有看到你喜欢的人永远，你喜欢失去了重量。

- Thanks. - 谢谢。

- You, did you get lasik surgery? - 你，你得到的LASIK手术？

- Lasik surgery? No! I got 20-20 vision. Are you drunk? - 激光近视手术？不！我得到了20-20的愿景。你喝醉了吗？

- Yes, I am drunk. Aaaand I'm proud of it, there was a show last night and it was off the hizzle for bliggle. - 是的，我醉了。 Aaaand我的骄傲，有一个节目，昨晚，这是离hizzle的bliggle 。

And we did some cocaine and some methamphetamines, by seven o'clock in the morning I was riding a 我们在早上做了一些可卡因和甲基苯丙胺一些由七点钟我骑

whole team of horses on the ocean, the skin of the water man. 马整支球队的海洋，水的人的皮肤。

- What? What's the matter with you? - 什么？你怎么啦？

- What? - 什么？

- You spending money we don't have man! You gotta remember my fortune's tied to yours! My kids are - 你花钱，我们没有人！你要记得我的财富的依赖于你的！我的孩子

eating out of dumpsters. Look at this! Look at this thin sliver of a desk I have. They repossessed 80% 吃出来的垃圾箱中。看看这个！看看这本薄薄的一张桌子我的条子。他们收回80 ％

of my desk! And you know how much I like hotdogs! There's no room for hotdogs on my desk anymore! You see that? 我的桌子！而且你知道我有多喜欢热狗！有没有空间，我的办公桌上热狗了！你看到了吗？

What's wrong with you? You gotta start making mooneeey! 你这人怎么回事？你要开始做mooneeey ！

- I'm sorry! I'm trying the best I possibly can! I'm just one man! Have you heard the new songs man? You heard - 对不起！我试图尽我所能！我只是一个人！你有没有听到新的歌曲的人吗？你听说过

the skits? 该短剧？

- Yeah, but the songs stinks! And the skits are costing too much cheddar maaan! - 是的，但歌曲好臭！和短剧是成本太高切达maaan ！

- We, we need those skits they break up the monotony of the music and people come to exp... - 我们，我们需要那些短剧，他们打破了音乐的单调和市民前来进出口...

- I don't get the whole skit thing, frankly they're not funny. They're NOT funny. - 我不明白，整个小品的事情，坦率地说他们不好笑。他们是不好笑。

- It's funny aaaand people love 'em. - 这很有趣aaaand人爱他们。

- It's just references. Who's getting these references? - 这只是参考。谁在让这些引用？

- A lot of people are! Everybody gets when you hear something you've heard before that's comedyyyy! - 很多人都是！人人都有当你听到你之前所听到的东西是comedyyyy ！

- No, that's not comedy. The songs you're writing now are garbage. Everybody hates them. - 不，这不是喜剧。你现在写的歌曲都是垃圾。每个人都恨他们。

- What are you talking about? They're hilarious! - 你在说什么？他们是热闹！

- You gotta get back to your roots. What was that song everybody liked? - 你必须回到你的根。那是什么歌大家都喜欢？

- Hijack? - 劫持？

- Uhah! No! The song, that everybody liked. It was popular. People quoted it. - Uhah ！不！这首歌，每个人都喜欢。这是受欢迎的。人们引用它。

- Tussin. - Tussin 。

- Tussin?! No! What the hell is Tussin? It was the song about the guy from Star Wars in his car... - Tussin ？不！到底是什么Tussin ？这是关于星球大战他的车的家伙歌曲...

- Fett's Vette, Fett's Vette. - 费特的维特，费特的维特。

- No, it was the bounty hunter from Star Wars in his... - 不，这是从星球大战他的赏金猎人...

- Yeah, it's Fett's Vette Mr. Chandler! - 是的，这是费特的维特先生钱德勒！

- No, it was that guy, he was a bounty hunter, he was in Star Wars... - 不，是那个家伙，他是一个赏金猎人，他在星球大战...

- Mr. Chandler! It's Fett's Vette! Listen to me! Look at me! Look at me in the eye! It's Fett's Vette! - 钱德勒先生！这是费特的维特！听我说！看着我！看着我的眼睛！这是费特的维特！

- What was it? - 那是什么？

- Fett's Vette! - 费特的维特！

- Yeah, Fett's Vette, that's it. You gotta write more songs like Fett's Vette. Come on, there were like twelve - 是啊，费特的维特，仅此而已。你得写更像是费特的维特歌曲。来吧，有像12

bounty hunters on that super star destroyer. 赏金猎人上的超级歼星舰。

- Ahhh! Come on Mr. Chandler it's played out! You can't ask me to do this! - 唉唉！来吧，钱德勒先生它发挥出来！你不能要求我做这件事！

- It's not played out, what am I telling you here? You gotta write more songs about bounty hunters from Star Wars, in vehicles. - 它没有发挥出来，那我告诉你吗？你得写星球大战赏金猎人多首歌曲，车辆。

Like. I can't believe I'm coming up with this for ya. Uh uh, Zuckuss' Prius or uuuhh, IG-88's '57 Chevy. 喜欢。我简直不敢相信我来了这个雅。嗯，嗯， Zuckuss “普锐斯或uuuhh ， IG- 88的57雪佛兰。

- Awwhh Mr. Chandler! - Awwhh先生钱德勒！

- Dengar's Dump Truck! - Dengar的自卸卡车！

- No! - 不！

- They are great ideas, listen. If you put Bossk on a Segway, you gonna sell records! - 他们都是伟大的想法，倾听。如果你把Bossk一个赛格威，你要去卖唱片！

Now let me cleverly use that to segue to my next point to you, which is that you gotta get out on the red carpet! 现在让我巧妙地用它来原因请看我的下一个点给你，这是你必须摆脱的红地毯！

- I get out on the red carpet all the time! Me... I ate my girls last night! Yum! - 我得到了在红地毯上所有的时间！我...我吃我的女孩昨晚！味道好极了！

- No! I'm not talking about giving cunnilingus while a woman is menstruating. - 不！我不是在谈论给舔阴而女人月经。

I'm talking about getting out there, shaking people's hands. 我说的是让在那里，颤抖的人的手中。

I'm talking about getting the name out there! Get into some car accidents with Lindsey Lohan! 我说的是获得的名字在那里！进入一些车祸与林赛·罗韩！

- I can't into a car accident they won't let me drive a car cause I have a pegleg. - 我不能成为一个车祸，他们不让我开车，因为我有一个短程层间波。

- Keep fighting me, see where it gets ya. Get out there! Get to the YouTube awards! Get to the internet Emmies! - 继续战斗我，看到那里得到你。走出去！获取到YouTube的奖励！获取到互联网Emmies ！

- They have those? - 他们有那些？

- I don't know if they have those! Get on the internet, find out! And if they exist, go to them! You gotta get out and impress the flesh! - 我不知道他们是否有那些！在互联网上获得，找到了！如果有的话，去找他们！你必须走出去，留下深刻印象的肉！

- Ah! - 啊！

   

- Mr Chandler, those two assassins you hired to kill MC Chris one the red carpet so as to cement his icon status and increase record sales are on line two. - 钱德勒先生，你雇来杀MC克里斯 - 一个红地毯，从而巩固自己的偶像地位，并增加销售记录是2号线的两个刺客。

   

- Oooh... Busted... Uhhh... I gotta take this call. - 哦......猛击......唔......我得把这个电话。

- Uuuh OK Mr. Chandler, I guess I'll just head on out! - Uuuh确定钱德勒先生，我想我就头就出来了！

- Hey kid! - 嘿，小子！

- Yeah, Mr. Chandler? - 是啊，钱德勒先生？

- Get the fuck out of my office! - 获取了他妈的我的办公室！

- Uuhh ok Mr. Chandler. - Uuhh OK钱德勒先生。