Ay, yar 哎，亚尔

This be the story of baby Jesus 这是婴儿耶稣的故事

   

Jesus was (hiccup) 耶稣（打嗝）

Jesus was sailing his manger on the seven seas (He was?) 耶稣被他的航行马槽上的七海（他？ ）

It was then that the great Muslim prophet, Jesus 就在那时，伟大的穆斯林先知耶稣

Told the Jews "You better stop eating Chinese food on Thee birthday" 告诉犹太人“你最好停止在祢的生日吃中国菜”

But the Jews, being Jews, would not stop going to the fucking movies on Christmas 但犹太人，是犹太人，也不能阻止打算在圣诞节他妈的电影

Nor would they cease to order Chinese food 他们也将不再订购中国菜

So Jesus hopped on his magical dinosaur 耶稣跳上他的神奇的恐龙

And went to the moon, where he met with Obama and Hitler, 并前往月球，在那里他会见了奥巴马和希特勒，

To plan out the next 2000 years, yar 要规划出下一个2000年，亚尔

Jesus skowered the seven seas for forty days and forty nights 耶稣skowered七海四十天四十夜

After being swallowed by a fish, he was reborn 在被吞噬一条鱼，他获得了重生

And met Kanye, 并会见了坎耶，

Who was gay 谁是同性恋