[Central Scrutinizer:] [中央Scrutinizer ： ]

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... again. Hi!...It's me again, 这是中央SCRUTINIZER ...一次。嗨！ ......这是我了，

the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... Joe says Lucille has messed bis mind up, 在中央SCRUTINIZER ......乔说，露西尔已经混乱之二的头脑，

but, was it the girl or was it the music? As you can see .. .girls, music, 但是，它是女孩或者是它的音乐吗？正如你所看到的.. .girls ，音乐，

disease, heartbreak.. .they all go together.. Joe found out the hard way, but 病，心碎.. 。他们都一起去..乔发现了艰辛的道路，但

his troubles were just beginning... his mind was so messed up... he could 他的麻烦才刚刚开始......他的脑子里一团糟......他可以

hardly do nothin' .. .He was in aquandary ... being devoured by the swirling 几乎没有做什么也没.. 。他是aquandary ...正在吞噬旋涡

cesspool of his own steaming desires.. .the guy was a wreck.. .so.. .what 自己蒸的欲望粪坑.. .the家伙是一个沉船.. 。所以.. 。什么

does he do? For once, he does something SMART...he goes out... and 他做？这一次，他没有智能的东西......他出去......和

pays a lot of money to L. Ron Hoover... at the First Church of Appliantology! 付了很多钱给L.罗恩胡佛......在第一堂Appliantology的！

   

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Eventually it was discovered 最终，它被发现

That God 神

Did not want us to be 不希望我们

All the same 所有相同

This was 这是

BAD NEWS 坏消息

For the Governments of The World 对于世界各国政府

As it seemed contrary 因为它似乎相反

To the doctrine of 要学说

Portion Controlled Servings 部分控制份量

Mankind must be made more uniformly 人类必须更统一制作

If THE FUTURE 如果未来

Was going to work 是去上班

Various ways were sought 各种方式征求了

To bind us all together 把我们联系在一起

But, alas SAMENESS was unenforceable 但是，唉同一性是不能强制执行

It was about this time 这是大约在这个时候

That someone 有人

Came up with the idea of TOTAL CRIMINALIZATION 提出了总计定罪的想法

Based on the principle that 基于这一原则

If we were ALL crooks 如果我们都是骗子

We could at last be uniform 我们可以在最后的是统一的

To some degree 在一定程度上

In the eyes of THE LAW 在法律的眼中

Shrewdly our legislators calculated 精明我们的立法者计算

That most people were 大多数人都

Too lazy to perform a 懒得执行

REAL CRIME 真正的罪行

So new laws were manufactured 因此，新法律被制造

Making it possible for anyone 使得能够对任何人

To violate them any time of the day or night, 违反它们在白天或晚上的任何时间，

And 和

Once we had all broken some kind of law 一旦我们全都打破某种规律

We'd all be in the same big happy club 我们都会在同一个大的快乐俱乐部

Right up there with the President, 直到有与总统，

The most exalted industrialists, 最崇高的实业家，

And the clerical big shots 和文职大款

Of all your favorite religions 所有您最喜爱的宗教

TOTAL CRIMINALIZATION 总计刑事化

Was the greatest idea of its time 是当时最伟大的想法

And was vastly popular 并极大地受欢迎

Except with those people 除非那些人

Who didn't want to be crooks or outlaws, 谁不想成为骗子或不法分子，

So, of course, they had to be TRICKED INTO IT... 所以当然，他们必须被欺骗了...

Which is one of the reasons why 这是原因1

Music 音乐

Was eventually made 最终被制成

Illegal 非法