Now beat that 现在打的

And your mothers sayin “go to college” 和你的母亲在说“去上大学”

So u finish college and its wonderful 你还是你读完大学和其妙

U feel so good 你觉得这么好

And after all the partying and crazing 之后所有的聚会和裂纹

And don’t forget about that drug habit u picked up at school bein around your peers 而且不要忘了吸毒的恶习ü拾起在学校周围的贝因您同行

Hey now you’ll get that 25 thou, job a year and 嘿，现在你一年拿到25你，工作，

You’ll spend all your money on crack cocaine, but it’ll be you’re your money 你会花所有的钱可卡因，但它会是你的钱

No more borrowin money from mom for my high 没有更多的borrowin钱妈妈对我的高

So now you get ur degree tattooed on your back your so excited about it 所以，现在你得到乌尔度纹在你的背部你很兴奋

If u continue to work at the GAP, after several interviews, Oh my god! 如果妳继续在GAP工作，几次面试后，我的天啊！

You’ll come in at an entry level position and when u do that 你会来在入门级的位置，当u做

If u kiss enough ass, you’ll move up to the next level 如果妳吻够个屁，你移动到一个新的水平

Which is being a secretary’s secretary! 这是作为一个秘书的秘书！

And boy is that great, you get to take messages for the secretary 而男孩的是伟大的，你把消息秘书

Who never went to college 谁没上过大学

Shes actually the bosses niece, so now your apart of the family 畲族实际上是老板的侄女所以现在你除了家庭

You know what college does for you? 你知道什么是大学做的吗？

It makes you really smart man 它让你真正聪明的人

All you kids want to talk in the back of the class not me, I listened, ok 所有你的孩子想谈谈在班上不是我的背，我听，好吗

I was a hall monitor, This was meant to be, 我是一个大厅的显示器，这是命中注定的，

You know how many classes I took, extra classes extra classes 你知道我有多少班花，班额外加课

No I’ve never had sex but you know what, my degree keeps me satisfied 不，我从来没有过性行为，但你知道吗，我的学位让我满意

When a lady walks to me says “hey u know whats sexy?” 当一位女士走到我说： “嘿，你知道什么性感？ ”

I say “no, I don’t know what it is, but I bet I can add up all the change in your purse very fast”. 我说：“不，我不知道它是什么，但我敢打赌，我可以在你的钱包中添加了所有的变化非常快。”