Is it on? Okay 是吗？好

1, 2, 1, 2, 5, 6 1，2， 1，2 ，5，6

Let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria 让我告诉你什么叫学校食堂

It's got all the others beat 它得到了所有的人殴打

It sells over four million burgers a year 它的售价较去年400万汉堡

Just think, that's almost two pounds of meat 试想，这是近两年斤肉

   

My ice cream sandwich is lukewarm 我的冰淇淋三明治是不冷不热

But my burrito is much too cold 但我的卷饼是太感冒

A school cafeteria is the only place 一所学校食堂是唯一的地方

That sells artificially colored mold 卖人工染色模具

   

You know a school cafeteria believes in mass production 你知道一个学校食堂相信量产

They buy those lousy soy beans by the keg 他们买那些烂黄豆的桶

I don't like to complain, but in a school cafeteria 我不喜欢抱怨，但在学校食堂

You can get a taco and get Bubonic Plague 你可以得到一个塔科并获得鼠疫

   

Today in the school cafeteria 今天在学校食堂

They introduced a brand new malt 他们推出了一个全新的麦芽

It's called boysenberry dysentery 这就是所谓的波森莓痢疾

Please pass the salt 请把盐

   

The tunafish sandwiches'll make you ill 该tunafish sandwichesll让你生病

The enchiladas are enough to kill 在肉馅玉米卷饼是足以杀死

Before you eat, you'd better make out your will 在你吃，你最好让你的意志

In the school cafeteria today 在今天的学校食堂

   

Say, boys and girls, tired of being skinny 再说了，男孩和女孩，厌倦了骨感

Eat a school lunch today 吃学校午餐今天

All starch and cholesterol 所有淀粉和胆固醇

Absolutely no protein 绝对没有蛋白质

Remember, fourteen million teenagers can't be wrong 请记住， 1400万青少年不能错

   

Feel your arteries growing hard 感觉你的动脉越来越硬

As you eat another healthy spoonful of lard 当你吃猪油的另一个健康的一勺

   

It's no wonder that the food is so gross 这也难怪，食物是如此的总

The health department is afraid to come close 卫生部门是不敢接近

So everybody better hold your nose 所以大家更好地牵着你的鼻子

In the school cafeteria today 在今天的学校食堂

   

So listen very closely, all you girls and guys 听着非常密切的，你女孩和球员

Here's a little message to the wise 这里有一个小消息，智者

You'd better not try the chili surprise 你最好不要尝试辣椒惊喜

In the school cafeteria today, oh yeah 在学校食堂的今天，哦耶

In the school cafeteria today 在今天的学校食堂