I was blue and lonely, I couldn't sleep a wink 我是蓝色的寂寞，我无法合眼

And I could only get unconscious if I'd had to much to drink. 而我只能得到无意识如果我不得不喝多少。

There was somehow, something wrong somewhere, and each day seemed grey and dead 有不知何故，不对劲的地方，每一天像灰色和死

The seeds of desperation were growing in my head. 绝望的种子生长在我的头上。

I needed inspiration, a brand new start in life, 我需要灵感，一个全新的开始在生活中，

Somewhere to place affection, but I didn't want a wife. 地方放置感情，但我不希望妻子。

And then by lucky chance I saw [in] a special magazine 然后通过偶然的机遇，我看到[中]专刊

An ad. that was unusual, the like I'd never seen, 广告。这是不寻常的，类似我从来没有见过，

"Experience something different with our new imported toy, “体验不同的东西与我们的新进口的玩具，

She's loving, warm, inflatible and a guarantee of joy." 她的爱心，温暖， inflatible和快乐的保证。 “

She came all wrapped in cardboard, all pink and shrivelled down 她来到都包裹在纸箱中，所有的粉红色和干瘪下来

A breath of air was all she needed to make her lose that frown. 空气中的气息是所有她需要让她松开眉头。

I took her to the bedroom and pumped her with some life, 我带她到卧室，抽她的一些生活，

And later in a moment that girl became my wife. 后来在一个时刻，女孩就成了我的妻子。

And so I sit her in the corner and sometimes stroke her hair 所以，我坐在她在角落里，有时抚摸她的头发

And when I'm feeling naughty I blow her up with air 当我感觉调皮我吹她与空气

She's cuddly and she's bouncy, she's like a rubber ball, 她的可爱，她是有弹性的，她就像一个皮球，

I bounce her in the kitchen and I bounce her in the hall. í反弹她在厨房里，我蹦蹦跳跳她在大厅里。

[And now my life is different since Sally came my way] [现在我的生活是不同的，因为莎莉来到我的方式]

I wake up [in the] morning and have her on a tray 我醒来[中]早上有她的托盘

She's everything they say she was and I wear a permanent grin, 她自己说，她的一切，我穿了永久的笑容，

And I only have to worry in case my girl wears pins. 我只担心万一我的女孩穿销。