(Get on my level, Madison, （让我的水平，麦迪逊，

Just picture a depressed onion cutting itself.) 只是想象郁闷葱切本身。 ）

   

I met a homeless man named Rich (He wasn't) 我遇到了一个无家可归的男子名叫富（他没有）

Isn't that terrible? 是不是很可怕？

I saw a flyer for a lost dog and the dog didn't have any legs 我看到了一个宣传单已丢失的狗和狗没有任何的腿

I saw a diabetic kid trick or treating 我看到了一个糖尿病的孩子糖就捣蛋

I saw a giraffe who had a short neck 我看见长颈鹿谁了脖子短

That was sad or a deer 那是悲伤或鹿

   

I saw an old man get hit by a train 我看到一个老人得到被火车撞

He didn't see it in the pouring rain 他没有看到它在瓢泼大雨中

He didn't hear me shout, "Look out for the train!" 他没听见我喊， “小心火车！ ”

'Cause I didn't say anything 因为我什么都没有说

I just thought to myself, "Oh this is gonna be sad." 我只是想对自己说， “哦，这是会难过。 ”

And it was, I'm a genius 它是，我是一个天才

   

I saw a man with only one eye in a 3D movie 我看到一个人只有一只眼睛的3D电影

I saw a little boy drop his ice cream cone directly on his mother's corpse 我看见一个小男孩直接将他的蛋卷冰淇淋在他母亲的尸体

I saw a kitten stuck in a tree then the kitten jumped off and he hung itself 我看到了卡在树上的小猫那么小猫跳下，他自己挂

I saw a boy who had red hair 我看见一个男孩谁了红色的头发

   

I went to a store looking for something to buy 我去商店找东西买

But they only sold paintings of the same sad guy 但是，他们只卖出同一伤心的家伙画

No, wait—this store sells mirrors 不，等等，这家店卖的镜子

See what I did there? 见我做什么呢？

   

Let's rock 让我们来摇滚

No 无

   

The world's so sad, bros 世界上那么伤心，兄弟

Pain, genocide, war, racism, sexism 疼痛，种族灭绝罪，战争，种族主义，性别歧视

But I gotta remember there's good things about it too 不过，我得记得有好东西太

Like the fact that none of that's happening to me, score! 喜欢的事实，没有发生的事情对我来说，得分！

Still though it's hard not to be sad about it 尽管如此，虽然这很难不伤心呢

How do y'all do it? 怎么你们都做到了吗？

I've been telling you, guys, terribly sad things this whole song. You haven't been sad at all 我一直告诉你们，伙计们，非常伤心的事这整首歌。您还没有哀伤

You've been... 你已经...

You've been happy, no, 你一直幸福，不，

You've been laughing 你一直在笑

That's it, laughter, it's the key to everything 就这样，笑声，这是一切的关键

It's the way to solve all the sadness in the world 这是解决一切的悲伤，在世界的方式

I mean, not for the people that are actually sad, but for the people like us who've gotta fucking deal with 'em all the time 我的意思是，不是说实际上是可悲的，但人们对于我们这样的人谁的宝贝他妈的处理他们所有的时间

Being a comedian isn't being an insensitive prick capitalizing on the most animalistic impulses of the public, it's being a hero! 作为一个喜剧演员是不是作为一个敏感点刺善用公众最兽性的冲动，它是一个英雄！

The world isn't sad. The world's funny! I'm a sociopath! 世界上没有悲伤。世界上有趣！我是一个反社会的人！

   

I saw an old man slip and fall—hey, what a fucking idiot 我看见一个老人滑倒，哎，什么他妈的白痴

I saw a woman at her daughter's funeral—ha ha ha! Classic comedy! 我看到一个女人在她女儿的葬礼，哈哈哈！经典喜剧！

Everything that once was sad is somehow funny now 一切曾经是可悲的是有点搞笑，现在

The Holocaust and 9/11? 大屠杀和911 ？

That shit's funny 24/7 这狗屎的搞笑全天候

'Cause tragedy will be exclusively joked about, 因为悲剧将专门开玩笑说，

Because my empathy is bumming me out 因为我的同情是流浪我出去

Goodbye, sadness! Hello, jokes. 再见了，悲伤！你好，开玩笑。