Backside melts into a sofa 背面融入沙发

My world, my TV, and my food 我的世界，我的电视，我的菜

Besides listening to my belly gurgle 除了听我的肚子汩汩

Ain't much else to do 没有太多别的事情可做

Yeah, I sweat a lot 是的，我出了很多汗

Pants fall down every time I bend over 裤子每次跌倒下来，我弯腰

And my feet itch 而我的脚痒

Yeah-I married a scarecrow 是啊，我嫁给了一个稻草人

I hate you 我恨你

Talking to myself 自言自语

Everybody's starin' at me 每个人的盯着我

I'm only bleedin' 我只是流血]

Someone taps me on the shoulder every 5 minutes 有人轻拍我的肩膀，每5分钟

Nobody speaks English anymore 没有人会讲英语了

Would anybody tell me I was gettin' stupider? 会有人告诉我，我刚开了愚蠢？

I hate you 我恨你

Talking to myself 自言自语

You don't feel it after awhile 一段时间后，你感觉不到它

You take the beating 你把跳动

I'm a swingin' guy 我是一个荡秋千的家伙

Throw a belt over the shower curtain rod 抛出一个带过浴帘杆

And swing - - - 和Swing - - -

Toss me inside a Hefty 折腾我的内心沉重

And put me in the ground 并把我在地上

A drink needs me 喝了点酒需要我

I don't 我不

I ain't about to guzzle no tears 我是不是要狂饮没有眼泪

so kiss my ass 所以吻我的屁股

newscasters, cockroaches, and desserts 新闻报道员，蟑螂和甜点

I hate you 我恨你

Talkin' to myself 说我自己

Everybody's starin' at me 每个人的盯着我

I'm only bleedin' 我只是流血]

Where are the kids? 哪里有孩子吗？

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oronwelfareontopoftheworld oronwelfareontopoftheworld

donthehonorrolonparoleontheDodgers donthehonorrolonparoleontheDodgers

onthebackofmilkcartonsonstakes onthebackofmilkcartonsonstakes

inthemiddleofcornfields inthemiddleofcornfields

oncoversoffuturehistorybooks oncoversoffuturehistorybooks

onoldlady'smantleswalkin'onwaternailedoncrosses onoldladysmantleswalkinonwaternailedoncrosses

I think it's time I had a talk with my kids 我认为这是一次我和我的孩子们谈话

I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me 我就告诉他们什么我爸爸告诉我

YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT NOTHIN' 你是不是永远不会金额没什么