I look like I took way too much Xanax 我看起来像我带了太多的Xanax

I have pubic hair on my head. 我有我的头阴毛。

I’m so boring but I act like this on purpose so rebellious teens can relate to me 我很无聊，但我像这样的目的，因此，叛逆的青少年能与我

   

And even though this song is a huge hit and had great potential 即使这首歌是一个巨大的打击，并有很大的潜力

I made a vid that is painfully dull 我做了一个VID是痛苦沉闷

I don’t care you can’t tell but I just shat my jeans 我不在乎你能不能告诉我就是虱我的牛仔裤

And now I’m gonna list stuff that I think all rich black people love 而现在，我要列表的东西，我认为所有的富人黑衣人喜欢

Gold teeth, Cristal, and going to the club 牙齿黄金，水晶，和去俱乐部

Aw hell no! 噢该死！

You might as well say fried chicken also! 你还不如说炸鸡也！

   

Yes my lyrics seem racist. (Racist) 是我的歌词似乎种族主义者。 （种族主义）

But I don’t give a fuck hip hop culture totally sucks 但我不给他妈的嘻哈文化完全吸

Guys stop beating each other up 伙计们停止跳动相互备份

   

But this vid is so awful (awful) and we live in poverty, please just kill me! 但是，这VID是如此可怕（可怕的），我们生活在贫困之中，请杀了我吧！

No me! 没有我！

No me! 没有我！

No me! 没有我！

   

Calm down guys watch some TV. 冷静下来的家伙看电视。

Seriously! 说真的！

We don’t have fuckin cable! 我们没有他妈的线！

   

All of my animals are dead. (Couldn't take it. You were 2 scary.) 我所有的动物都死了。 （受不了。你2吓人。 ）

They killed themselves because I am a zombie. 他们杀了自己，因为我是一个僵尸。

And every one who says I’m racist I swear that I’m not. 和每一个谁都说我种族主义者，我发誓，我不是。

   

I just live with skinheads 我只是生活在光头党

And now I’m gonna say more random luxurious stuff I hate 现在我会说更多的随机奢华的东西，我恨

Running water, ass hygiene, and first aid 自来水，屁股卫生和急救

I don’t care. 我不在乎。

I’m not getting tetanus in my dreams. 我没有收到破伤风在我的梦里。

Even though this song hit number one and I have tons of cash 虽然这首歌打数之一，我有大量的现金

I would rather pretend I need food stamps 我宁愿假装我需要粮票

You fake bitch now how the hell am I supposed to eat? 您假婊子现在怎么样了我到底应该吃什么？

   

All rich people can suck it. (suck it) 所有有钱的人可以喝下去。 （吸吧）

I am such a hypocrite even though now I am loaded. 我即使我现在装个伪君子。

I’m gonna act impoverished 我要的行为贫困

Play this shit on repeat (repeat) 玩这个狗屎重复（重复）

If you want to hate me and maybe you’ll see (you’ll see) (you’ll see) (you’ll see) how terrible I can be 如果你想恨我，也许你会看到（你会看到）（你会看到）（你会看到），我该怎么可怕即可

   

[Director] [导演]

God Damn It! Cut! That’s the fifth pair of guys that killed themselves before we can finish this boring video. 他妈的！切！这是第五对那家伙杀了自己，才可以完成这个无聊的视频。

   

[Ella Maria Lani Yelich-O'Connor] [云裳玛丽亚拉尼Yelich ，奥康纳]

You know what! Screw this, give me my god damn crystal and jewelry, I am done. 你知道吗！这个螺丝，就给我该死的水晶首饰，我做。

Philippe call my Maybach driver and arrange the private jet, I’m going to Barbados to clear my head. 菲利普叫我迈巴赫司机，并安排私人飞机，我要去巴巴多斯清除我的头。

Get me out of here, kiss my ass peasants. 让我离开这里，亲吻我的屁股农民。

   

Materialistic bitch! 物欲横流的婊子！

   

[Bart Baker] [巴特·贝克]

Yo, guys, thanks for watching my Royals parody if you wanna see the rest of my awesome parodies, click this box right here. Special thanks to Alex, John and Steve-O and Page Kennedy for being in this video – check out their channels right off top, they are off the chain baby. For the winner of those Versace shades and those stripper high-heels their names are right here. Maddy_Strickler, ITSJUSTREANNE. Congratulations! This time we are giving away these boxing gloves from the video they are pre-off-the-chain, you can beat someone’s ass all you gotta do – brief chance to win, all you gotta so is follow me on Instagram, the link is in the description box – THAT’S NOT ALL! We are also giving away these awesome red ones as well, all you gotta do is follow me on Tweet to win these bad-boys. Winners will be announced at the end of my next parody, guess what? I just started using Vine so if you wanna follow me on there, just type in Bart Baker, I’m gonna make funny fucked up videos – yeah 7 seconds, you can get this song on iTunes the link is right above my head. if you enjoyed this video hit that subscribe button. Until next time guys I need some more Xanax so I can turn back into my Lorde character, here you go, thank you very much, peace. 哟，伙计们，感谢您收看我的皇家蠢事，如果你想看到我真棒模仿​​休息，单击此框就在这里。特别感谢亚历克斯，约翰和史蒂夫 - O和页面肯尼迪是在这个视频 - 看看他们的渠道对过顶，他们是链子掉了孩子。对于范思哲的色调和那些脱衣舞高跟鞋的冠军他们的名字就在这里。 Maddy_Strickler ， ITSJUSTREANNE 。恭喜您！这一次，我们从视频泄露这些拳击手套，他们都是预先现成的链条，你能打败别人的屁股所有你必须做的 - 短暂机会赢，你得等是按照我的Instagram ，该链接是在说明框中 - 这还不是全部！我们还赠送这些真棒红色的，以及所有你要做的就是按照我的推文能赢得这些坏男孩。获奖者将在我的下一个模仿月底公布，你猜怎么着？我刚开始使用葡萄，所以如果你想跟着我就在那里，只需要输入巴特·贝克，我要让搞笑性交视频 - 耶7秒，就可以得到这首歌曲在iTunes上的链接是正确的我头上。如果你喜欢这个影片打的订阅按钮。直到下一次的家伙，我需要一些更多的阿普唑仑，所以我可以把他们变成我的Lorde的性格，在这里你走了，非常感谢你，平安。