Alright then, picture this if you will: 好吧，这样的画面，如果你会：

10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes, in my "need to know" post, just outside of Area 51. 10到凌晨2点，X ，瑜珈DMT和一箱的Krispy Kremes的，在我的“需要知道”后，就在51区。

Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thing with just a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this. 考虑整个“选人”的事，只需燃烧的隐形香蕉船天空像人们希望，但从未真正希望看到这样的地方。

Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my Birkenstocks, and me yelping... 切割直角甜甜圈一毛钱，并在我的勃肯鞋停权，而我汪汪地叫...

Holy fucking shit! 神圣的臭狗屎！

   

Then the X-Files being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa, 那么X档案之中，看起来像某种蓝绿成龙与伊莎贝拉罗塞里尼唇呼吸是充满了臭气香草Chig占城，

did a slow-mo Matrix descent out of the butt end of the banana vessel and hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was: "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fuckin' pants." 做了一个缓慢的钼基后裔出了香蕉容器的对接端及以上徘徊我的bug的眼睛，我的下巴张开，我的汗L.罗恩贺伯特上唇和所有我能想到的是：“我希望马丁叔叔在这里没有注意到，我生气我他妈的裤子。 “

   

So light in his way, 所以光用他的方式，

Like an apparition, 就像一个幽灵，

He had me crying out, 他让我哭了出来，

"Fuck me, “操我，

It's gotta be, 这得是，

Deadhead Chemistry, 空驶化学，

The blotter got right on top of me, 浸透了正确的在我上面，

Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T!" 让我看见的“Daddy电子motherfuckin -T的！ ”

   

And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose. 而我平静下来了一些橙片和一些胎儿的勺子， ET后向我展示了他的奇异的目的。

He said, "You are the Chosen One, the One who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not." 他说， “你是被选中的人，谁就会传递邮件。希望对那些谁选择听到它，并为那些谁不发出警告的消息。 ”

Me. The Chosen One? 我。被选中的人？

They chose me!!! 他们选择了我！

And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school. 我什至没有从他妈的高中毕业。

   

You better. 你最好。

You better. 你最好。

You better. 你最好。

You better listen. 你最好听。

   

Then he looked right through me 然后他看向我这边

With somniferous almond eyes. 随着somniferous杏眼。

Don't even know what that means 甚至不知道是什么意思

Must remember to write it down. 一定要记得把它写下来。

This is so real. 这是如此的真实。

Like the time he floated away. 比如说有一次，他飘然而去。

See my heart is pounding, 看到我的心脏在砰砰的跳，

'Cause this shit never happens to me. “因为这狗屎永远不会发生在我身上。

   

Can't breathe, right now! 不能呼吸了，现在！

It was so real. 它是如此的真实。

Like I woke up in Wonderland. 就像我在仙境醒了过来。

All sort of terrifying. 所有这类可怕的。

And I don't wanna be all alone when I tell this story. 而我不想独自一人时，我讲这个故事。

And can anyone tell me why 而谁能告诉我为什么

you all sound like Peanut's parents 大家听起来像花生的父母

Will I ever be coming down? 我是否能下来？

This is so real. 这是如此的真实。

Finally it's my lucky day. 最后，这是我的幸运日。

See my heart is racing, 请参阅我的心脏狂跳，

'Cause this shit never happens to me. “因为这狗屎永远不会发生在我身上。

   

Can't breathe, right now! 不能呼吸了，现在！

   

You believe me, don't you? 你相信我，不是吗？

Please believe what I just said, see the Dead ain't touring. 请相信我刚才说的，见死不能参观。

And this wasn't all in my head. 而这还不是全部，我的头。

See they took me by the hand and invited me right in, 看到他们拉着我的手，邀请我就在，

Then they showed me something. 然后，他们给我的东西。

I don't even know where to begin. 我什至不知道从哪里开始。

   

STRAPPED DOWN MY BED. FEET COLD AND EYES RED. 绑了我的床。手脚冰凉，眼睛红了。

I'M OUT MY HEAD. AM I ALIVE, AM I DEAD? 我走了我的头。我是活着的，我是不是死了吗？

CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAID. 不记得他们说什么。

GOD DAMN. SHIT THE BED! 该死的。妈的床上了！

   

(high... I I I I I... high... I I I I I) （高... I I I I I ......高...... I I I I I ）

(high) （高）

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Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position. 不堪重负的人会，摆在我的位置上。

Such a heavy burden now to be the one. 现在这样一个沉重的负担是一个。

Born to bear and read to all 出生于熊和读取所有

The details of our ending. 我们的结局的细节。

To write it down for all the world to see. 把它写下来让全世界看到。

But I forgot my pen, 但我忘了我的笔，

Shit the bed again, 又拉屎在床上，

Typical. 典型的。

   

STRAPPED DOWN MY BED. FEET COLD AND EYES RED. 绑了我的床。手脚冰凉，眼睛红了。

I'M OUT MY HEAD. AM I ALIVE, AM I DEAD? 我走了我的头。我是活着的，我是不是死了吗？

SUNKIST AND SUDAFED, GYROSCOPES AND INFRARED. SUNKIST及SUDAFED计，陀螺仪和红外线。

WON'T HELP, BRAIN DEAD. 无助，脑死亡。

CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAID. 不记得他们说什么。

GOD DAMN SHIT THE BED! 他妈的狗屁床上了！

   

I...!!! 一.. ！

   

CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAID TO ME. 不记得什么，他们对我说。

CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY SAID TO ME 不记得什么，他们对我说：

MADE OUT TO BE A HERO!!! MADE OUT成为英雄！

Can't remember what they said. 不记得他们说什么。

   

BOB HELP ME. BOB帮助我。

Can't remember what they said. 不记得他们说什么。

   

DON'T KNOW. 不知道。

WON'T KNOW. 不会知情。

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GOD DAMN SHIT THE BED! 他妈的狗屁床上了！