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Go back to ur dorm, an u got ur roommate.. that never werks out. That never 回到乌尔宿舍，一个你长了乌尔的室友..永不WERKS出来。从未

werks out.. they don't want it to work out. They want it like its a real world WERKS了..他们不希望它的工作了。他们希望它喜欢它的一个真实的世界

episode in ur dorm room. Like I, uh, Like I don't understand like they hav the 情节UR宿舍里。就像我，嗯，就像我不明白，​​像他们的甲肝

compatibility tests you fill out at the beginning of the year... thats such a 兼容性测试你填写在今年初......这就是这样的

joke with that test u fill out at the beginning of the year. It's like "Umm I 笑话与试验U填写在今年年初。这就像“嗯í

like rock and roll. I like stayin up late, and I love the ladies! oh yeah oh 喜欢摇滚。我喜欢留驻起来晚了，我爱的女士！哦耶哦

hoo" "Okay we got the perfect room mate for u. He'z an opera major,he'z an 呼“ ”好吧，我们得到了完美的室友妳。 Hez歌剧专业， hez的

arptileptic, an he'z gay so go fight each other. we got four camera angles. arptileptic ，一个hez同性恋，所以还是打对方。我们有四个摄像头的角度。

That'll be perfect, welcome to college, go screw urself." "HUH?" "Yeah, thats 那将是完美的，欢迎大学，去拧urself 。“”咦？ “”是啊，这就是

what we say here, go ahead." Then u think urslef, "Okay I got it beat, i got it 我们在这里说，去吧。 “那么在想urslef ， ”好吧，我知道了跳动，我得到它

beat, my buddy from high skool's comn up, hez gonna be my room mate, its gonna 打从高斯库尔的COMN我的哥们， HEZ会是我的室友，其会

be awesum." No, that is never awesum. It doesn't work out. No it doesn't. Hate 是awesum 。 “不，这是从来没有awesum ，它不工作了，没有没有。恨

to tell ya, u will fight each other, u will jes get, u will get, ill tell ya 告诉你，你也会打对方，你也会JES得到的，你也会得到的，生病告诉你

why one of is cuz they have too much dirt on u. You'r friend from home has too 原因之一是他们的Cuz有你太多的污垢。从家里找你的朋友有过

much dirt on u, they'll kill u they'll crush u in an argument for no reason. U上很多的污垢，他们会杀了ü他们会美眉ü在没有任何理由的理由。

Like u jes say "hey man, uh, these dishes hav been in the sink for like 2 weeks 像你JES说：“嗨，伙计，嗯，这些菜一直甲肝在水槽像2周

man, an their ur dishes, are u gonna clean em or wat?" Yeah remember when u had 男人，一个自己UR菜，有U要去干净的EM或笏？ “是啊记得当u有

crabs in 6 grade? [audience laughter] I fair to bring up my crabs? 在6年级的螃蟹？ [观众笑声]：我公平地把我的螃蟹？