Long white Limousine pulls up to the church 长长的白色轿车拉至教堂

A sick part of me wishes it was a hearse 我的患病部位希望这是一辆灵车

I didn't get an invitation but I'm here anyway 我没有收到邀请，但我在这里呢

And I don't care if I'm crashing their big day 我不在乎，如果我崩溃的大日子

   

Well, it might not be too Christian of me 那么，它可能不会太基督徒的我

And it might not be too nice 它可能不是太好。

But I wish we were all just standing around 不过，我想我们都只是站在周围

Throwing rocks instead of rice 扔石头代替米饭

   

Long white dress, this must be some kinda joke 白色的长裙，这一定是有些还挺开玩笑

Virgin, please she ain't fooling these folks 圣母，请她骗不了这些人

If the three of us were on Jerry Springer I'd be pulling her hair 如果我们三个人都在杰里斯普林格我会拉她的头发

And I'd kick that lying sack of should've known better 而且我踢的应该就知道那躺在麻袋

In the you know where 在你知道在哪里

   

Well, it might not be too Christian of me 那么，它可能不会太基督徒的我

And it might not be too nice 它可能不是太好。

But I wish we were all just standing around 不过，我想我们都只是站在周围

Throwing rocks instead of rice 扔石头代替米饭

   

Well, the vows that they just made sounded sweet and sincere 那么，他们刚才的誓言听起来甜美，真诚的

Place your bets, my money's on less than a year 请将您的赌注，我的钱是在不到一年的时间

   

Well, it might not be too Christian of me 那么，它可能不会太基督徒的我

And it might not be too nice 它可能不是太好。

But I wish we were all just standing around 不过，我想我们都只是站在周围

Throwing rocks instead of rice 扔石头代替米饭

Yeah, I wish we were all just standing around 是的，我想我们都只是站在周围

Throwing rocks instead of rice, hey 投掷代替米饭的岩石，哎