Hey! Da dee dada dee da da 嘿！哒嘀嘀达达嘀嘀哒哒

This is Rip Taylor 这是瑞普泰勒

Hey there sprinkle genies! 嘿撒精灵！

Haha! 哈哈！

Did you know that midgets make up a small percentage of the population? 你知不知道侏儒占人口的一小部分？

Hah! 哈！

Not half, up to here, HAHA HEY! 不是一半，达这里，哈哈，嘿！

Woo 宇

But seriously, don't you think it's time we had a female president? 但严重的是，你不觉得现在是时候我们有一个女总统？

With big gazooms? Tatee tattoo tees? 大gazooms ？ Tatee纹身T恤？

Tatta ta too tatas? Tatta TA过塔塔集团？

Baba bing bangs? 巴巴冰刘海？

Big jugs, get it? 大壶，明白了吗？

Hello Dolly 你好多莉

Is this microphone on? Hello? Anybody out there can they hear me? 这是麦克风？喂？人在那里他们能听到我吗？

Somebody call my agent, my hair is lifting! 有人叫我的经纪人，我的头发被解除！

Please, what am I doing here? 求你了，我在做什么吗？

You're probably saying to yourself 你可能对自己说

"Why the HELL would a comedic virtuoso like, Rip Taylor, “究竟为什么会一个喜剧大师像，瑞普·泰勒，

want anything to do with those half-witted white trash crotch 想什么做的那些半机智白色垃圾裆

goblins The Bloodhound Gang?" 妖精的警犬刚？ “

Oh! Well listen folks, the answer is very simple.. 哦！好吧听人，答案很简单..

Haha... American cashito, dollareenies, no cheques! 哈哈...美国cashito ， dollareenies ，没有检查！

They paid me you hiney hopper why else? 他们付给我你hiney斗，为什么别的吗？

Oh I'm getting moist! 哦，我越来越滋润！

I mean come on, let's face it kids, pardon me... but they are 我的意思是来吧，让我们面对它的孩子，请原谅我......但他们

a bunch of knuckleheads! 一堆knuckleheads的！