My mom bought you when I was just 13, 我妈给你买的时候我只有13 ，

the brightest red sweatshirt I ever seen. 最亮的红色运动衫，我曾经见过。

She got an extra large so I wouldn't grow out, 她得到了一个额外的大，所以我不会长出来，

"That's too big for you!" the other kids would shout. “这是太大了！ ”其他的孩子会喊。

But we stuck together, we didn't quit, 但我们粘在一起，我们没有放弃，

and now the children say, "What a perfect fit." 现在的孩子们说， “真是完美的结合。 ”

I love you sweeeeatshirt 我爱你sweeeeatshirt

red hooded 红色连帽

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shama lama ding dong 莎玛喇嘛叮当

sweeeeatshirt. sweeeeatshirt 。

I like to rest my hands in your kangaroo pouch, 我喜欢休息，我的手在你的袋鼠袋，

it makes them feel comfy like a big soft couch. 这让他们感到舒适的像一个大的软沙发上。

And I don't care if the weather's no good, 我不在乎，如果天气没有好，

I say "See you later rain" as I pull up my hood. 我说“再见雨天”为我拉了我的引擎盖。

Remember that long bus trip when I needed a nap?, 请记住，坐长途车的时候，我需要午睡？

I used you as a pillow on that Spanish lady's lap. 我用你的上西班牙小姐的大腿枕头。

I love you sweeeeatshirt red hooded 我爱你sweeeeatshirt红色连帽

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dip dip dip sweeeeatshirt 浸蘸蘸sweeeeatshirt

shama lama ding dong 莎玛喇嘛叮当

sweeeeatshirt. sweeeeatshirt 。

Oh what is it about you that makes me so jolly?, 哦，那是什么你让我这么痛快？

Is it your fifty cotton or your fifty poly? 这是你50棉或50聚？

I don't knoooooooww 我不knoooooooww

ohh ohh hoo hoo hoo. 呜呜呜呜呜呜胡胡呼。

Oh red hooded sweatshirt we been through a lot together 哦，红色连帽运动衫，我们经历了很多在一起

like that time I played in that shirts 像那个时候我打了衬衫

and skins basketball game and I had to take you off 皮篮球比赛，我不得不把你关

and throw you in the corner of the gym. 扔你在健身房的角落。

I was midway through the game and then I saw you looking at me. 我是中途的游戏，然后我看见你在看我。

You were staring as if to say 你盯着，仿佛在说

"Adam, you suck at basketball, you dribble like a damn woman. “亚当，​​你吸的篮球，你运球像一个该死的女人。

" I was so mad I challenged you to a game of one on one “我是如此疯狂的我挑战你游戏一对一

and you know sweatshirt, even though I beat you 11 to 9, 你知道运动衫，即使我打11到9你，

deep in my soul I know you missed those lay-ups on purpose. 在我灵魂深处，我知道你错过的目的，这些上篮。

You let me win and that why I'll forever feel this way. 你让我赢，那为什么我会永远有这样的感觉。

I love you sweeeeatshirt 我爱你sweeeeatshirt

red hooded 红色连帽

sweeeeatshirt sweeeeatshirt

dip dip dip 浸浸浸

sweeeeatshirt sweeeeatshirt

shama lama ding dong 莎玛喇嘛叮当

sweeeeatshirt. sweeeeatshirt 。

Come on audience members, help me out here. 来吧观众，帮我在这里。

I love you sweeeeatshirt 我爱你sweeeeatshirt

red hooded 红色连帽

sweeeeatshirt sweeeeatshirt

dip dip dip 浸浸浸

sweeeeatshirt sweeeeatshirt

shama lama ling dong 莎玛喇嘛董玲

sweeeeatshirt. sweeeeatshirt 。

I love you sooooooooooo. 我爱你sooooooooooo 。

Happy Valentine's Everybody! 快乐情人节大家好！