It's the quitting smoking song 这是戒烟的歌

All the smokers cough along 所有的吸烟者咳嗽沿

If I can do it, so can you 如果我能做到，你也能

Let's chew some gum and say fuck you 让我们咀嚼口香糖，说你他妈的

It's the quitting smoking song 这是戒烟的歌

All the smokers cough along 所有的吸烟者咳嗽沿

If I can quit, you can quit 如果我能戒烟，你可以退出

Let's have some fun, break some shit 让我们有一些乐趣，打破一些狗屎

   

Well this is the hundredth, billionth time I've tried to quit 嗯，这是百，十亿时候，我已经试过戒烟

So sick of it, wait, shit, I gotta cough and spit 因此，烦死了，等待，妈的，我得咳嗽和吐痰

I was a bitch before but now a triple bitch, bitch, bitch 我以前是婊子，但现在三母狗，婊子，婊子

Slipped on day six and stick patches on both tits, oww 滑倒在两个乳房，六天加大棒补丁OWW

Ripped 'em off with a rash, sick of the crap 伴有皮疹撕开时间了，生病的废话

Sick of payin' nine bucks a patch, sick of keepin' track (anybody got a match?) 生病婚前的九块钱一个补丁，生病坚持让轨道（有人得了一场比赛？ ）

Throw the pack in the trash and blow one fast and light it up 扔在垃圾桶包吹1快亮起来

(You shouldn't do that), you know, I know, uh, I don't give a fuck （你不应该这样做） ，你知道，我知道，呃，我不给他妈的

Can I get to the end and feel bad again 我能到达终点，感觉又不好

Can't call your friends cause this is the tenth time you said you'd quit 不能打电话给你的朋友的事业，这是第十次，你说你会退出

And this time I'm really gonna do it man, I got a plan 这一次，我真的会这么做的人，我有一个计划

Acupuncture and bran, nicorette, treadmill and zyban 针灸和麸皮，力克雷，跑步机载班

Man I feel weak, I feel so dumb 男人，我感到虚弱，我觉得很愚蠢

I got ninety-nine problems, cigarettes is number one 我得到了99的问题，香烟是第一位的

Gonna curse Benson Hedges, curse Phillip Morris 会骂本森臣，诅咒菲利普·莫里斯

Gonna curse you motherfuckers till I make it to the chorus 会骂你怎么就等我把它给合唱

   

It's the quitting smoking song 这是戒烟的歌

All the smokers cough along 所有的吸烟者咳嗽沿

If I can do it, so can you 如果我能做到，你也能

Let's chew some gum and say fuck you 让我们咀嚼口香糖，说你他妈的

It's the quitting smoking song 这是戒烟的歌

All the smokers cough along 所有的吸烟者咳嗽沿

If I can quit, you can quit 如果我能戒烟，你可以退出

Have fun and break some shit 有情趣，打破一些狗屎

   

I haven't smoked in a week, all my clothes still stink, eww 我没有在一个星期熏，我所有的衣服还是臭，恶

What did I used to think, this website says my lungs have one spot of pink, what! 做什么我曾经以为，这个网站说，我的肺部有粉红色的一处，是什么！

What am I gonna do instead of smoke when one, drinking coffee, two, thinking about the Iraqis 我该怎么做烟，而不是当一个人，喝咖啡，二，想着伊人

Three, in a boring conversation, four, mad impatient or five, waiting outside 三，在一个无聊的谈话，四，疯狂急躁或五个，在外面等着

Six, while I drive, seven, feeling crappy, eight, feeling happy, nine, this is not happening! 六，当我开车，七，感觉糟糕，八，感觉开心，九，这是不会发生！

I can't stop snacking, it's numb-wracking 我不能停止吃零食，这是麻木年代久远

My pants buttons are snapping and my rapping is totally blocked 我的裤子按钮抢购和我的说唱完全封锁

Got more wrinkles than a pitbull, plus a new pimple 有比比特犬皱纹增多，再加上新的疙瘩

I'm supposed to be a sex symbol! Yeah 我应该是一个性感符号！是啊

It's official, I'd rather kill myself smoking than live without it 据官方消息，我宁愿自杀也不愿住吸烟没有它

So sick of feeling sick, so sick of myself sick of talking about it 所以生病的感觉讨厌，真讨厌自己生病谈论它的

Gonna curse Marlboro, curse Phillip Morris 会骂万宝路，骂人菲利普·莫里斯

Curse you motherfuckers till I make it to the chorus 骂你怎么就等我把它给合唱

   

It's the quitting smoking song 这是戒烟的歌

All the smokers cough along 所有的吸烟者咳嗽沿

If I can do it, so can you 如果我能做到，你也能

Let's chew some gum and say fuck you 让我们咀嚼口香糖，说你他妈的

It's the quitting smoking song 这是戒烟的歌

All the smokers cough along 所有的吸烟者咳嗽沿

If I can quit, you can quit 如果我能戒烟，你可以退出

Have fun and break some shit 有情趣，打破一些狗屎

   

Wow, it's been a year, I still got a career 哇，已经过了一年，我还是得到了职业生涯

Lost some weight but still don't got a stomach, or dough, like Britney Spears 失去了一些体重，但仍然没有得到一个胃，或面团，像布兰妮斯皮尔斯

But I can actually breathe, got some nice white teeth 但事实上，我可以松一口气，得到了一些不错的白牙

And I can sit through dinner and not get up to smoke in the middle and leave 我可以通过吃饭坐着不起来，中间抽离开

Believe me, I've got a lot to say on the topic 相信我，我有很多要说的话题

If you're a smoker and you know it clap your hands, now stop it! 如果你是一个抽烟者，你知道它拍拍手，到此为止吧！

You look pretty stupid with that thing in your mouth 你看起来很愚蠢，在你的嘴里说事儿

Pretty insecure with that thing sticking out, little wrinkles on your brow 漂亮的不安全与东西露在外面，你的眉头稍微皱

I don't know how you're gonna do it but you better do it 我不知道你自己是怎么做的，但你做的更好

Your lungs or these corporations, which one you want ruined 你的肺或这些公司，哪一个你想毁了

I'm sorry, I'm startin' to preach just a little bit 对不起，我要重新开始“鼓吹只是一点点

Nothin' worse than a smoker who quit but you smell like shit 没什么比吸烟者戒烟谁差，但你闻起来像狗屎

Go kiss someone else, you taste so gross dude 去亲吻别人，你的味道让毛猪头

I smelled you before you even came close, eww 我闻到你之前，你甚至差点， EWW

Gonna curse Benson Hedges, curse Phillip Morris 会骂本森臣，诅咒菲利普·莫里斯

Gonna curse you motherfuckers till I make it to my chorus 会骂你怎么就等我把它给我合唱

   

It's the quitting smoking song 这是戒烟的歌

All the smokers cough along 所有的吸烟者咳嗽沿

If I can do it, so can you 如果我能做到，你也能

Let's chew some gum and say fuck you 让我们咀嚼口香糖，说你他妈的

It's the quitting smoking song 这是戒烟的歌

All the smokers cough along 所有的吸烟者咳嗽沿

If I can quit, you can quit 如果我能戒烟，你可以退出

Have fun and break some shit 有情趣，打破一些狗屎

   

Hey can I have a cigarette now? 嘿，我可以有香烟吗？