All the secrets we have shared 所有我们有共同的秘密

Have moved to a couple better paired 已搬迁到更好的情侣配对

So if he impales himself on javelin or spike 所以，如果他刺穿自己的标枪或尖峰

I will try my best to be the perfect lookalike 我会尽我所能，完美外形相似

   

And if he wants to be smart 如果他想成为聪明

And enter a property quiz 并输入性测验

Every weed in the garden's mine but the lawnmower's his 在花园里的每一个矿井，但杂草割草机的他

Every weed in the garden's mine but the lawnmower's his 在花园里的每一个矿井，但杂草割草机的他

   

And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch 而如果他的男子气概需要支架的帮助，甚至绞车

I will gladly supplement that extra little inch 我会很乐意补充额外的小寸

And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz 如果它没有到达抢七的属性测验

If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my tits and fanny not his 如果他们有我的指纹，他们是我的乳房和屁股不是他

If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my not his 如果他们已经上了我的指纹，他们是我的不是他的

   

Now you've found someone new 现在你会发现新的人

May I watch him do what I used to do 我可以看他做什么，我用来做

So if he dies an ugly death or even if he faints 如果他死了丑死了所以甚至，如果他晕倒

I'll be there at the window with my face pressed up against 我会在那里的窗口，我的脸压靠

   

Maybe I shouted too loud 也许我喊太大声

Maybe you were blissfully deaf 也许你是开心的聋子

But I hope he's a better sport than he was a ref 但我希望他是一个更好的运动比他是一个参考

I hope he's a better sport than he was a ref 我希望他是一个更好的运动比他是一个参考

   

And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch 而如果他的男子气概需要支架的帮助，甚至绞车

I will gladly supplement that extra little inch 我会很乐意补充额外的小寸

And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz 如果它没有到达抢七的属性测验

If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my tits and fanny not his 如果他们有我的指纹，他们是我的乳房和屁股不是他

If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my not his 如果他们已经上了我的指纹，他们是我的不是他的

   

I hope he likes to fly 我希望他喜欢飞

And is a good host to every guest 是一个很好的主持人，以每一位客人

'Cause there's less chance of dying in a crash than being bored to death 因为有死在崩溃比的机会较少被烦死了

Yes there's less chance of dying in a crash than being bored to death 是有死在崩溃比的机会较少被烦死了

   

And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch 而如果他的男子气概需要支架的帮助，甚至绞车

I will gladly supplement that extra little inch 我会很乐意补充额外的小寸

And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz 如果它没有到达抢七的属性测验

If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my tits and fanny not his 如果他们有我的指纹，他们是我的乳房和屁股不是他

If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my not his 如果他们已经上了我的指纹，他们是我的不是他的

   

Now you've found someone new 现在你会发现新的人