Once upon a time, musta been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose TOP SECRET LABMO-TORIES de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath Virginia, an EVIL PRINCE, occasion'ly employed as a part-time THEATRICAL CRITICIZER set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic GENOCIDICAL REMOVE'LANCE of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'lls an' sissy-boys! 曾几何时，一定是和被“十月圆，几年前，在一个O剂量绝密LABMO ，保守党德gubbnint一直藏匿弗吉尼亚州，一个邪恶的王子， occasionly聘为兼职文艺批判者设置为下方“在情节FO所有不需要的高节奏individjlls一个的去系统GENOCIDICAL REMOVELANCE 娘娘腔，男孩woikin ！

   

De cocksucker done whiffed up a secret POTIUM . . . an' right 'long wid it, de ATROCIOUS IDEA dat what he been boilin' up down deahhhh jes' mights be de FINAL SOLUTIUM to DE WHITE MAIN'S 'BOIDENNN', ef yo' acquire my drift . . . 德口交做whiffed了一个秘密POTIUM 。 。 。一个“正确”的长妇女参与发展它，去残暴的IDEA DAT他被boilin 了下来deahhhh JES “不妨可以去最后SOLUTIUM以德白主的” BOIDENNN ， EF哟获得我的意思。 。 。

   

Well, he were sure he had a GOOD THING GOIN' . . . but, dere was always de possobility dat somethin' might fuck up, so, he planned to have a little test, jes' to check it all out befo' he dump't it in de wattuh supply. 嗯，他确信他有一个好东西布莱恩 。 。 。但是，代雷总是去possobility DAT事端可能会搞砸，因此，他计划有一个小测试， JES 来检查这一切befo “他dumpt它去wattuh供应。

   

Sho'tly denafter, wit HIGH-LEVEL GUBNINT COROBBERATIUM, he arranged to have a good-will visit to SAN QUENTIM, 'long wit some country-westin mu-zishnin's, 'n sprinkle a little bit of it on some of de boys in deahhh (since dey done used a few of 'em befo' when dey was messin' wit de ZYPH'LISS). Shotly denafter ，机智高级别GUBNINT COROBBERATIUM ，他安排了个友好访问到SAN的QUENTIM ， “长机智一些国家威斯汀MU- zishnin的， N洒一点点在一些德男孩的deahhh （因为人家做用几个时间befo 当人家是messin 机智去ZYPHLISS ） 。

   

So, heah dey come wit de POTIUM, dump'nit all in de mash potatoes! 因此， heah人家来的机智去POTIUM ， dumpnit都在去马铃薯泥！

   

Den dey wen' up to de warden's office fo' some HOT TODDY, watchin' a little football while dey's waitin' to see what gone happen! 田园人家文达去监狱长的办公室为一些热点棕榈酒，在看着“小足球，而人家的等着”看走什么发生！

   

Fact o' de matter were: NOTHIN' HAPPENED, so dey went off'n dribbled it in a special shipnint of GALOOT CO-LOG-NUH dat went out 'bouts NOVEMBER! 其实O德事是：什么也没发生过，所以人家就砸碎运球它蠢货CO- LOG-国大医院的特殊shipnint逸出去“的较量十一月！

   

Next thing y'know, fagnits be droppin' off like flies . . . 'long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj'lls, pre-zumnably of HAY'CHEN EXTRAKMENT! 接下来的事情你知道， fagnits是丢下“关闭像苍蝇一样。 。 。 “长智慧了大量的严重鞣individjlls ，预zumnably HAYCHEN EXTRAKMENT的！

   

But NOT DE BOYS IN DE REST HOME! Oh no! Mixin' de shit wit de mash potatoes done SMOOTHED IT OUT a little, so's it wouldn't KILL yo' ass, BUT, it sho' would make y'ugly! 'N ef y'was already UGLY, it'd make yo ass MEAN 'n UGLY . . . 'n ef you was already MEAN 'n UGLY, it'd turn ya into a strange, UNKNOWN KREETCHUH, never befo' seen on BROADWAY! 但不DE男孩在去养老院！哦，不！混入“去屎机智去马铃薯泥做它捋平了一点，所以就是它不会杀死溜溜的屁股，但是，它翔将使yugly ！ N EF ywas已丑，这将会使溜溜的屁股MEAN N难看。 。 。 N EF您已经MEAN N丑，它会变成亚成一个陌生的，不知名的KREETCHUH ，从来没有befo 看到在百老汇！

   

Thass right! It'd turn ya' into a 'MAMMY NUN'! Head like a potato . . . lips like a duck . . . big ol' hands, puffin' up! BIG ONES! Science! ME-jev'l re-LIJ-mus costumery all over yo' BODY! Yow! Oh yeah! Mmmm-hmmm! Thass吧！它会变成亚“变成了”妈咪尼姑！头部像一个土豆。 。 。嘴唇如鱼得水。 。 。大醇的手，海雀了！大的！科学！ ME- jevl重新LIJ-亩costumery各地溜溜的身体！佑！哦耶！嗯，嗯！