Oh if I were president, I'd make you understand 哦，如果我是总统，我会想办法让你明白

No more questions no more lies, 没有更多的问题，没有更多的谎言，

I will tell you the truth looking in your eyes 我会告诉你真相看着你的眼睛

If I were president. 如果我是总统。

Well first and for most son Jesus Christ is the only one, 那么首先对于大多数的儿子耶稣基督是唯一的一个，

You're going to talk to when your day begins. 你会跟你的一天开始的时候。

I'm going to pass a law that says everyday you got to get down on your knees and pray, 我要传递的说你每天必须让跪在地上祈祷法，

Thank the man for dying for you sins. 感谢的人死于你的罪。

   

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If I were president, I would make you understand 如果我是总统，我将让你明白

Jesus is the man he's the reason that we stand, if I were president 耶稣是人，他就是我们站的原因，如果我是总统

   

We're gonna put the word out on the streets no more Washington, DC, 我们要去把这个词了，在街道上没有更多的华盛顿特区，

I'm gonna make this country big and strong. 我要让这个国家的大国和强国。

No more paying of your taxes 你的税没有更多的支付

The capital is Pampa, Texas, that's the only place a house that big belongs. 首都是南美大草原，得克萨斯州，这是唯一的地方，属于大房子。

   

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If I were president, the blue-collar man won't get the shaft. 如果我是总统，蓝领的人不会得到轴。

Nobody's gonna laugh when Jason Boland is my chief of staff, 没有人会笑，当贾森·博兰是我的参谋长，

If I were president. 如果我是总统。

   

Well, Iraqi boys you must be nuts, 那么，伊拉克男孩，你必须是坚果，

You're digging yourself deeper in a rut. 你是挖自己的车辙较深。

I got a way to end your problems soon. 我有办法很快结束你的问题。

We'll bring home every one of our boys 我们将带回我们的每一位男生

And pull out our biggest badest toy 并拉出我们最大的badest玩具

And blow you crazy bastards to the moon. 和吹你疯了混蛋月球。

   

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If I were president, nobody's going to push us around. 如果我是总统，没有人愿意对我们指指点点。

If they threaten us or put us down we'll burn there county to the ground. 如果他们威胁我们或把我们失望，我们会燃烧有县在地。

If I were president. 如果我是总统。

   

Well, I got one for you Sadaam Hussein 嗯，我得到了一个给你Sadaam侯赛因

We'll resurrect General John Wayne, 我们将复活约翰·韦恩，

Put together a very simple plan. 把一个很简单的计划。

We'll put down our nukes put down our guns 我们放下我们的核武器放下我们的枪

And you and the duke will be one on one 而你和公爵将一对一

And he'll kick your ass as if you were a man. 他会踢你的屁股，如果你是一个男人。

   

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If I were president, 如果我是总统，

If I were president. 如果我是总统。

If you don't like Willie Nelson, you got to go to prison. 如果你不喜欢威利·纳尔逊，你得去坐牢。

If I were president. 如果我是总统。

So cash your vote and make it me 所以，兑现你的票，让我吧

And if I win the beer is free if I were president 如果我赢了的啤酒是免费的，如果我是校长