I don’t have the magnetism of a national hero 我没有一个民族英雄的磁

I’m not desperate enough to 我不绝望，足以

Carry ’round a bomb in a bag 随身携带“圆一枚炸弹在一个袋子

   

And I hate to clean up behind my dog 我恨清理背着我的狗

He’s a pretty big guy and he eats like a hog 他是一个相当大的家伙，他吃的像猪

I never quite get that haircut they have in the window 我从来没有完全得到了理发它们在窗口

   

I better give myself a talking to 我还是给自己说话，以

I better work out what I’m going to do 我还是什么工作，我该怎么办

Maybe get myself a wife 也许让自己老婆

Better get myself a life 好让自己一命

Instead of these post nuclear talking blues 相反，这些岗位的核谈蓝调

   

When I go to the store 当我去商店

The express line gets derailed 该快线被出轨

I know that none of my batteries were included 我知道这不关我的电池被列入

   

I fall down every time I drink 每次我喝我跌倒

I wash and all my whites turn pink 我洗和我所有的白色变成粉红色

And I always come home with someone else’s pants 我总是回家与别人的裤子

   

I better give myself a talking to 我还是给自己说话，以

I better work out what I’m going to do 我还是什么工作，我该怎么办

Maybe get myself a wife 也许让自己老婆

Better get myself a life 好让自己一命

Instead of these post nuclear talking blues 相反，这些岗位的核谈蓝调

   

The rain won’t worry a drowning man 雨会不会担心一个溺水的人

Until his feet are on dry land 直到他的脚是在陆地上

He won’t even care if his best shoes are full of sand 他甚至不会介意他最好的鞋是全是沙子

   

Whenever my flight touches down 每当我的航班着陆

My bags are in a different town 我的包在不同的城镇

And the customs men like to get intimate with me 和海关的人想获得亲密与我

   

I better give myself a talking to 我还是给自己说话，以

I better work out what I’m going to do 我还是什么工作，我该怎么办

Maybe get myself a wife 也许让自己老婆

Better get myself a life 好让自己一命

Instead of these post nuclear talking blues 相反，这些岗位的核谈蓝调

   

And that’s all 而这一切