I'd rather go home 我宁愿回家

And watch porno 和观看色情

On my own 关于我自己

I've got a big collection 我有一个大集合

A really huge selection 一个真正巨大的选择

And if I'm really desperate 如果我真的绝望了

I'll call up my ex 我会打电话给我的恩

And have sex on the phone 并有电话性爱

It beats orgasming alone 这可难倒了单独orgasming

   

Porn is good for the soul 色情是良好的灵魂

But that doesn't mean a thing invariable 但是，这并不意味着一件事情不变

Unless you own a good dildo 除非你拥有一个好的假阳具

But then I bet you think I'm a whore 但我敢打赌，你认为我是一个妓女

   

Sex is a drug 性爱是一种药物

So throw me a bone 所以我扔一根骨头

It's so innocent 它是如此无辜

That why I'm always phone home, phone home 这就是为什么我总是打电话回家，家里的电话

Cuz I'm acting ashamed 因为我是演戏惭愧

That I feel like a boy 我觉得自己像一个男孩

Oh women are meant to act coy 哦，女人是用来充当忸怩作态

That's why we've got all these toys 这就是为什么我们已经得到了所有这些玩具

 

Porn is good for the soul 色情是良好的灵魂

But it doesn't always leave you feeling whole 不过，这并不总是让你感觉整个

Unless you own a good dildo 除非你拥有一个好的假阳具

But then I bet you think I'm a whore 但我敢打赌，你认为我是一个妓女