Now listen up you know ya come home from working that nine to five and 现在，听好了，你知道，你回家的工作是朝九晚五

lay yourself down on burgundy couch, you know, it never really was 躺在自己倒上酒红色的沙发上，你知道，它从来没有真正为

burgundy. It was red, and you painted with the goddamn sprinkler and 勃艮第。它是红色的，而你涂上该死的洒水和

now you have bits and pieces of burgundy stuck to your butt every time 现在你有位和勃艮第的作品贴在你的屁股每次

you get off of it. You never tell your family, you never tell your 你下车吧。你永远不会告诉你的家人，你永远不告诉你

family because, you know, ol' Junior, he's got no brains, and what can 家庭，因为，你知道，醇少年，他有没有脑子，和什么

you do? What can you do? 你做？你能做些什么？

   

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Grab yourself a can of pork soda 抓住自己的猪肉一罐汽水

You'll be feeling just fine 你会感觉蛮好

Ain't nothin' quite like sittin' 'round the house 没什么很喜欢坐在我绕着房子

Swillin' down them Cans of swine Swillin “他们倒罐猪

   

Ha ha ha! Yes, Dad's an idiot alright! 哈哈哈！是的，爸爸是个白痴好吗！

   

Well, alright, I'm really starting to worry about you. You had to have 好吧，好吧，我真的开始担心你。你必须有

that two-car garage with the large driveway so you could park that 这两个车库的大车道，所以你可以停了

goddamn boat in it. If it wasn't for the boat (blah blah blah) 该死的船吧。如果不是因为船（等等等等等等）

   

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I like Kansas wine... 我喜欢堪萨斯酒...

   

Well, maybe it's something simpler, like your team lost or your 好吧，也许这是最简单，像你的球队输了或你

girlfriend used to be a guy, you know, I don't know. I mean...(blah blah blah) 女友曾经是一个人，你知道，我不知道。我的意思是...... （等等等等等等）