Hey this Horatio guy is a Shakespeare character in Hamlet. 嘿，这家伙霍雷肖是哈姆雷特莎士比亚的性格。

I read the cliff notes in ninth grade I'm not a complete imbecile. 我读了悬崖的笔记九年级我不是一个完整的低能儿。

Like oh my Gooooood 喜欢哦我Gooooood

   

Yo ladies what's goin on? Yo you wanna get with mc chris you gotta get with me. 女士们哟什么的布莱恩？与MC克里斯哟，你想要得到你得和我一起搞定。

   

Like Peggy and Al, Alex, Jennifer and Mal 像嘉和Al ，亚历克斯，珍妮弗和玛

Like the Mississippi or the Panama Canel 像密西西比河或巴拿马CANEL

Like Miss Piggy or the buxom Bev Belle 像猪小姐或丰满贝弗百丽

Name is mc chris and I'm like a val gal 名称是MC克里斯和我就像一个VAL加仑

Cause I say like, like My So-Called Life 因为我说的一样，像我所谓的生活

But too many times and it just ain't right 但是太多次，这是不对的

They say it's just a word like um or uh 他们说，这只是一个词像微米或恩

Say it too many times it might as well be duh 说太多的时候，它很可能会成为咄

Kinda sorta whatever and peachy keen 有点八九不离十任何与桃色的敏锐

I sound like love letters in Seventeen magazine 我听起来像在十七岁杂志情书

word up oooooooh 字了oooooooh

   

Pop goes the weasel cause the weasel makes pop references 弹出去的黄鼠狼造成黄鼠狼使弹出引用

like the ??? in the Jeffersons 喜欢？在杰弗逊

Pop goes the weasel cause the weasel is screech 流行去黄鼠狼造成黄鼠狼是尖叫

I'm livin the life style described by Robin Leach 我活着罗宾利奇描述的生活方式

you know what I'm sayin'? 你知道我的意思吗？

   

I'm like fuckin' awesome like David and Goliath 我很喜欢他妈的真棒像大卫和歌利亚

I can dance like Blossom bang your head like Quiet Riot 我可以跳舞像花一声你的脑袋像安静的暴乱

Beats I might like boss and pass the J to Spicoli 跳动，我可能会喜欢的老板和歼传递给Spicoli

Kick your ass like Axl Foley while you scream holy frijoles 踢你的屁股像Axl的福利，而你尖叫圣菜豆

Drinkin shots and still I make you run for the chaser 喝酒的镜头，仍然我让你跑的追赶者

Like ObiWan Kenobi I display my lightsaber 像欧比旺·克诺比Ⅰ显示我的光剑

A Speed racer lazer target your pencil eraser A速度的赛车手拉泽针对你的铅笔橡皮

I'll rub you out name is mc chris your favorite flavor 我擦你出来的名字是MC克里斯自己喜欢的口味

Above 32 I cut loose like footloose 上述32个I宽松的剪裁喜欢自由自在

I'm cool and refreshing like a tall glass of orange juice 我很清凉像橙汁高脚杯

You know what I'm sayin'? oooooooh 你知道我的意思吗？ oooooooh

   

Pop goes the weasel Cause the weasel is brainless 流行去黄鼠狼原因黄鼠狼是愚笨

Jiffy pop on top cause the pop is painless 在上面的原因瞬间弹出弹出无痛

Like gag me with a spoon cause your shit's like heinous 喜欢用勺子压制我，因为你的屎的像令人发指

Pop takes me to the moon cause pop's about being famous 流行音乐带我去月球成因流行的关于成名

   

Are you listening to me? By the way there's a naked women in your office shall I tell her to wait? 你在听我说话吗？顺便说有一个裸体女人在办公室要我告诉她要等？

Say you're pregnant.. 说你怀孕了..

I'm pregnant. 我怀孕了。

That's not funny Say you're pregnant would you tell your best friend? 这不是搞笑说你怀孕了，你会告诉你最好的朋友？

Ask her? 问她？

But what if she'd get an abortion? 但是，如果她进行人工流产？

I wouldn't dare do it. 我不敢这样做。

   

Like Eddie is to Coltrane, like Beavis is to butt pain 像埃迪是雷恩，像比维斯是屁股痛

I lie like cocaine never low like lo mein 我躺在像可卡因从来没有像低捞面

Cause fires like propane I'm insane in the membrane 引起火灾如丙烷我疯了膜

Excuse me for a moment while I drain the main vein 对不起了一会儿，而我排的主脉

Life's not a board game like Candyland or Chess 生命不是一个棋盘游戏一样Candyland或国际象棋

Name is mc chris and you know that I'm the best 名称是MC克里斯，你知道我是最好的

I'm like Jack Tripper surrounded by the girlies 我很喜欢杰克卸料的girlies包围

You with your ascot you're Don Knotts, you're Mr. Furley 你与你的阿斯科特你唐诺茨，你Furley先生

You never heard me like your gnarly like cherry 你没听说过我喜欢你粗糙的像樱桃

You be George Costanza I'll be smooth like Jerry 您是乔治Costanza酒店我会像光滑杰里

word up oooooooh 字了oooooooh

   

Pop goes the weasel cause the weasel got me eagles 弹出去的黄鼠狼造成黄鼠狼把我的鹰

That didn't stop [?] from actin' like Evil Kenevil 这并没有阻止肌动蛋白[？]就像邪恶Kenevil

Fuckin evil I'll pop your bubble like the game trouble 他妈的邪，我会弹出的气泡之类的游戏麻烦

Don't take my pop rocks say [?] on the double 不要把我的跳跳说[？]上双