I admit that in the past I've been a nasty 我承认，在过去我一直是个讨厌的

They weren't kidding when they called me kinda strange 他们不是在开玩笑，当他们打电话给我还挺奇怪的

But you'll find that nowadays 但你会发现，时下

I've mended all my ways 我已经补好我所有的方法

Repented, seen the light, and made a change 后悔，看到了曙光，并提出了改变

And I fortunately know a little secret 我幸运的是认识了一个小秘密

It's a talent that I always have possessed 这是我一直所具有的天赋

And dear lady, please don't laugh 和亲爱的女士，请不要笑

I use it on behalf 我用它代

Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed (pathetic) 的悲惨，孤独，郁闷（可怜）

   

Poor unfortunate souls 可怜的不幸的灵魂

In pain 在痛苦中

In need 需要

This one longing to be thinner 这一个渴望更薄

That one wants to get the girl 那人想要得到女孩

And do I help them? 而且我帮助他们呢？

Yes, indeed! 是的，的确！

Those poor unfortunate souls 那些可怜的不幸的灵魂

So sad 好难过

So true 如此真实

They come flocking to me crying 也都蜂拥到我哭

"Will you help us, pretty please?" “你帮我们，漂亮吗？ ”

And I help them! 我帮助他们！

Yes I do! 是的，我愿意！

   

The men up there don't like a lot of blabber 男人们在那里并不像很多喋喋不休的

They think a girl who gossips is a bore! 他们认为一个女孩谁婆娘一个孔！

Yes on land it's much preferred for ladies not to say a word 是在陆地上，它更优先的女士没有说一句话

And after all dear, what is idle prattle for? 和所有亲爱之后，什么是闲置闲聊的？

They're not all that impressed with conversation 他们不是都与印象深刻的谈话

True gentlemen avoid it when they can 真正的绅士避免它的时候，他们可以

But they dote and swoon and fawn 但他们钟爱和昏厥和小鹿

On ladies who withdrawn 对女士们谁退出

It's she who holds her tongue who gets a man 这是她谁拥有她的舌头谁得到一个男人

   

Poor unfortunate souls 可怜的不幸的灵魂

Go ahead! 前进！

Make your choice! 做出你的选择！

I'm a very busy person and I haven't got all day 我是一个非常忙碌的人，我没有闲工夫

It won't cost much 它不会花费太多

Just your voice! 只是你的声音！

Those poor unfortunate souls 那些可怜的不幸的灵魂

So sad 好难过

So true 如此真实

If you wanna cross the bridge, my sweet 如果你想过桥，我的甜蜜

You've got the pay the toll 你有付通行费

Take a gulp 采取了一口

Take a breath 喘口气

Go ahead 前进

Sign the scroll 登录滚动

Nick and Kevin 尼克和凯文

Now I've got her, boys 现在我得到了她，男孩

The boss is on a roll 老板是一滚

You poor unfortunate souls 你这可怜的不幸的灵魂

   

In pain 在痛苦中

In need 需要

This one longing to be thinner 这一个渴望更薄

That one wants to get the girl 那人想要得到女孩

And do I help them? 而且我帮助他们呢？

Yes, indeed! 是的，的确！

Those poor unfortunate souls 那些可怜的不幸的灵魂

So sad 好难过

So true 如此真实

They come flocking to me crying 也都蜂拥到我哭

"Will you help us, pretty please?" “你帮我们，漂亮吗？ ”

And I help them! 我帮助他们！

Yes I do! 是的，我愿意！

   

Those poor unfortunate souls 那些可怜的不幸的灵魂