Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet 不要在有机玻璃坐马桶

Said the momma to her son 说，妈妈给她的儿子

Wipe the butt clean with the paper 擦拭屁股干净的纸

Make it nice for everyone 让漂亮的每个人

But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah 但是，不要在有机玻璃厕所坐下呀

   

A boy of 5 stands close to the toilet 5一个男孩站在靠近厕所

Holds the lid up with one hand 持有盖起来，用一只手

Won't let go the lid for fear that 不会放手的盖子，生怕

On his banana it will land 在他的香蕉将登陆

Don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah 不要在有机玻璃厕所坐下呀

   

Boy goes up he eats the enchilada 男孩去了，他吃了enchilada

With the sauce that burns the heart 与燃烧的心脏酱油

Family comes to visit family 家人来探亲

momma says don't belch and fart 妈妈说，不要打嗝，放屁

   

Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet 不要在有机玻璃坐马桶

Said the momma to her son 说，妈妈给她的儿子

Wipe the butt clean with the paper 擦拭屁股干净的纸

Make it nice for everyone 让漂亮的每个人

But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah 但是，不要在有机玻璃厕所坐下呀

   

Everybody Sing! 每个人都唱！

   

Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet 不要在有机玻璃坐马桶

Said the momma to her son 说，妈妈给她的儿子

Wipe the butt clean with the paper 擦拭屁股干净的纸

Make it nice for everyone 让漂亮的每个人

But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah 但是，不要在有机玻璃厕所坐下呀

   

Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet 不要在有机玻璃坐马桶

Said the momma to her son 说，妈妈给她的儿子

Wipe the butt clean with the paper 擦拭屁股干净的纸

Make it nice for everyone 让漂亮的每个人

But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah 但是，不要在有机玻璃厕所坐下呀