I got a call from my old writing partner from college, Jeff, and, you know, we're kinda drinking and talking on the phone, and he goes, "You know, I bet you that I can name a subject that you can't write a song about." And I said, "Alright, fucker, let's hear it, whatta you got?" And he goes, "How 'bout a homeless guy?" And I said, "Easy." And he said, "... who is French." ... Let's give it a shot. If this doesn't go over, I owe him a lot of money. 我从大学，杰夫·我的老搭档写的电话，和你知道的，我们还挺喝酒，讲电话，和他去， “你知道，我敢打赌，你说我可以命名一个主题，你可以T写一首歌。 “我说， “好吧，笨蛋，让我们来听听， whatta你得到了什么？ ”而他所说，“怎么回合一个无家可归的人吗？ ”我说， “易”。他说， “......谁是法国人。 ” ......让我们给它一个镜头。如果不走了，我欠他很多钱。

   

My story's so tiresome! 我的故事是那么讨厌！

   

Let's try that again. 让我们再试一次。

   

My story's so tiresome! 我的故事是那么讨厌！

(... tiresome.) （ ......讨厌。 ）

Back in France, I was rich as they come. 回到法国后，我很有钱，因为他们来。

(... as they come.) （ ...因为他们来了。 ）

But I lost all my wealth, 但我失去了我所有的财富，

And my good mental health. 和我良好的心理健康。

Now I live with ze filth and ze scum. 现在我住同泽污秽和泽败类。

(... and ze scum.) （ ......和泽败类。 ）

   

I'm Pierre, ze only French bum in New York! 我是皮埃尔，泽唯一的法国流浪汉在纽约！

When I open my Boone's Farm, I still sniff ze cork! 当我打开我的布恩的农场，我还闻泽软木塞！

So, have you a quarter? I'm begging you, please! 所以，你有零钱吗？我求你了，拜托了！

I have to have wine with my government cheese. 我必须有酒我的政府的奶酪。

   

I really should bid you adieu. 我真的应该向你们告别。

(... bid adieu.) （ ...道别。 ）

I'm feeling a bit sacre bleu. 我感觉有点圣吉尔。

(... ... sacre bleu.) （ ......圣国际学院。 ）

My life is a hell, 我的生活是地狱，

I give off a bad smell, 我给了难闻的气味，

But I'm French, so that's always been true! 但我是法国人，所以一直都是如此！

Pee-yew! 撒尿红豆杉！