At first I was afraid to eat a picha pie 起初我很害怕吃了劈叉馅饼

kept thinking this is not a good 一直在想这是不是一个好

this is a picha pie 这是一个劈叉馅饼

and I spent oh so many nights 和我花了很多个夜晚

just eating my tortang talong 刚吃了我的tortang talong

and I grew strong 而我从小强

because of my tortang talong 因为我的tortang talong

   

biglang may box, from outer space biglang会中，从外太空

nakita ko sabay kinuha ko nakita阁的Sabay kinuha阁

'yung box from outer space 来自外太空的“庸盒

binuksan ko at nasindak binuksan高的nasindak

may picha pie sobrang laki! 可以劈叉馅饼sobrang拉基！

tinikman ko within 5 seconds, 5秒内tinikman高，

naubos ko parang mani! naubos高帕朗嘛呢！

   

ngayon ako, ay ganito ngayon AKO ，唉ganito

kung 'di ka picha hut o shakey's 功夫二KA劈叉小屋Ø喜客的

you're not welcome, ('tang) ina mo! 你不欢迎， （ “唐） INA月！

ngayong sa akin picha pie ngayong SA类似劈叉馅饼

ayoko nang mahiwalay ayoko馕mahiwalay

para sa 'yo, handa kong magpakamatay 第SA “哟，半田岗magpakamatay

   

'cuz now I love picha pie 因为我现在爱劈叉馅饼

as long as I eat picha pie I know i'll be alive 只要我吃劈叉派我知道我还活着

i want all my garlic beef 我希望我所有的大蒜牛肉

pepperoni, double cheese 香肠，双份乳酪

ang picha pie... oh, picha pie... penge! 昂劈叉馅饼......哦，劈叉馅饼... penge ！

   

you took all the cash I have, naubos ng lahat 你把所有的现金我， naubos吴拉哈特

gusto ko pa ng picha pie 有滋有味阁PA吴劈叉馅饼

ngunit ang pera'y di sapat ngunit昂peray二sapat

and so I spent so many nights 所以我花了很多个夜晚

just feeling sorry for myself 只是感觉对不起自己

it made me cry, wala na ba akong picha pie? 它让我哭，瓦剌NA BA akong劈叉馅饼？

ngayon ako ay nagipit! ngayon AKO唉nagipit ！

hindi na ako istupid person na hindi nag-iisip 印地文娜AKO istupid人缺印地文NAG- iisip

medyo mahal ang picha pie medyo泰姬陵昂劈叉馅饼

you can't expect it to be free 你不能指望它是免费的

that's why I'm saving all my money 这就是为什么我要保留我所有的钱

para mayroong pambili 第mayroong pambili

   

(look, it's not 'picha pie', it's 'pizza pie!) （你看，这不是劈叉馅饼“ ，它的”披萨饼！ ）

(huh? picha pie!) （嗯？劈叉馅饼！ ）

(no no no, say it like this 'pi-zza pie!) （不，不，不，说这样的“ PI- ZZA馅饼！ ）

(pi-cha pie) （ PI-茶饼）

(pi-) （ PI- ）

(pi-) （ PI- ）

(zza!) （ ZZA ！ ）

(cha!) （茶！ ）

(pizza!) （比萨！ ）

(picha!) （劈叉！ ）

(nononono, nonono) （不不不不不， NONONO ）

   

[translations:] [翻译： ]

tortang talong tortang talong

- eggplant omelette - 茄子煎蛋

biglang may box biglang可以框

- there came a box - 出现了一个盒子

nakita ko sabay kinuha ko nakita阁的Sabay kinuha阁

- I saw it and I got it - 我看到它，我得到了它

'yung box “庸盒

- the box - 盒子

binuksan ko at nasindak binuksan高的nasindak

- I opened it and i got scared - 我打开了它，我很害怕

may picha pie sobrang laki 5月劈叉馅饼sobrang拉基

- there was a picha pie, so big! - 有一个劈叉饼，这么大！

tinikman ko tinikman高

- I tasted/tried it - 我尝到/试了一下

naubos ko parang man naubos高帕朗人

I - I finished it like it was 'mani!' 我 - 我完成了它，就像是“嘛呢！ ”

ngayon ako, ay ganito ngayon AKO ，唉ganito

- now I'm like this - 现在我很喜欢这个

kung 'di ka picha hut o shakey's 功夫二KA劈叉小屋Ø喜客的

- if you're not pizza hut or shakey's - 如果你不是必胜客或喜客的

('tang) ina mo! （ “唐） INA月！

- (bitch/prostitute) your mother is...! - （婊子/妓女）你妈妈是...... ！

ngayong sa akin picha pie ngayong SA类似劈叉馅饼

- now the picha pie if mine 如果煤矿现在劈叉馅饼 -

ayoko nang mahiwalay ayoko馕mahiwalay

- I don't want to share it - 我不希望分享

para sa 'yo, handa ko magpakamatay 第SA “哟，半田阁magpakamatay

- for you, I'll prepare it when i die - 为了你，我会做好准备，当我死了

ang picha pie 昂劈叉馅饼

- the picha pie - 在劈叉馅饼

penge! penge ！

- give me! - 给我！

naubos ng lahat naubos吴拉哈特

- it's all gone - 这一切都不见了

gusto ko pa ng picha pie 有滋有味阁PA吴劈叉馅饼

- I still want picha pie - 我还是想劈叉馅饼

ngunit ang pera'y di sapat ngunit昂peray二sapat

- but my money's not enough - 但我的钱是不够的

wala na ba akong picha pie? 瓦剌NA BA akong劈叉馅饼？

- I don't have picha pie anymore? - 我没有劈叉馅饼了吗？

ngayon ako ay nagipit! ngayon AKO唉nagipit ！

- now I'm stressed out! - 我现在压力太大了！

hindi na ako istupid person na hindi nag-iisip 印地文娜AKO istupid人缺印地文NAG- iisip

- I'm not a stupid person who doesn't think - 我不是一个愚蠢的人谁不认为

medyo mahal ang picha pie medyo泰姬陵昂劈叉馅饼

- pizza pie's a little expensive - 比萨饼有点贵

para mayroong pambili 第mayroong pambili

- so that I can buy it - 这样我就可以买它