Alright, Mr. Pibb, those kneepads on tight enough? 好吧， PIBB先生，够紧的护膝？

Snug as a bug in a rug playin Dig Dug, my friend! 紧贴在地毯弹唱挖挖，我的朋友一个错误！

Uh huh... 嗯...

I'm all set to give this skitchboard a whirl! 我都准备好给这个skitchboard一抡！

Okay, we should really put a helmet 好吧，我们真的应该把头盔

on you first... 在你第一次...

Well... helmet has the word 'hell' in it, and I don't know about 嗯...头盔中有字'地狱' ，我不知道

you, sonny, but I ain't no sinner... 你，孩子，但我不是罪人......

No, you're not... 不，你不...

When my time comes, I'm on my way to heaven, so I won't 当我来时，我对我的通往天堂的路，所以我不会

be puttin one of those demon contraptions on my head! 被puttin在我头上的那些恶魔的玩意儿之一！

Okay, Pibb... Just remember that the half pipe ain't the easiest 好吧， PIBB ......请记住，半管是不是最简单的

thing to do... 事情...

Never mind all that, boy! It's only half the pipe! Let's be concerned 没关系这一切，男孩！这是只有一半的管道！让我们来关注

when they got the whole thing here! 当他们得到了整个事情在这里！

Right... 右...

Now can we get to the skitchboardin? 现在，我们可以获取到skitchboardin ？

Okay, okay... How bout we just get you on the board? 好吧，好吧......如何回合我们只是让你在黑板上？

Can do! 能做到！

Make sure you keep your knees bent... 确保你保持你的膝盖弯曲...

Can do do! 可以做的事！

Good job... 好工作......

Now how bout a little pushky to get me started? 现在怎么回合有点pushky让我开始了吗？

Okay, but go easy 好了，但去容易

Hell, this is simple as a pimple! 丫的，这是很简单的一个疙瘩！

Yeah, yeah, you're doin pretty good there buddy! 是啊，是啊，你在干什么还不错有哥们！

It's quite similar to my youth when I'd sprinkle my brother's 这很像我年轻的时候我撒我哥哥的

marble collection all over the basement floor, glue a plank to 大理石集合遍布地下一层，粘一块木板来

my feet, and skim around all the live long day! 我的脚，脱脂周围的一切活一天！

Is that right? 是这样吗？

Oh, how my father detested that sound! 哦，我父亲讨厌的声音！

I'm sure... 我敢肯定......

Ho, ho 嗬，嗬

Ha, yeah... you better take it down a notch there, Pibb... you're 哈，是啊...你最好把它记下来的缺口在那里， PIBB ...你

startin to pick up a little too much speed... 重新开始拿起一点也不为过速...

Nonsense, check this out! Whoo, hoo! 废话，检查了这一点！喔，呼！

You got some air there, Pibb, lookin like a natural! 你有一些空气在那里， PIBB ，看着像一个天然的！

It's all about the balance, and I'm darn good with that! Just 这是所有关于平衡，我很不错的了的！刚

ask my banker! Hahaha 问我的银行！哈哈哈

I'll get right on that... 我会马上上...

Say, what's the record for loop-de-loos on one of these things? 比方说，你对这些东西进行循环脱洛斯的记录？

Uh.....rotations? 呃.....旋转？

Well, ain't you fancy? 那么，是不是你喜欢的？

Yeah, Tony Hawk did a 900 once, that's two and a half rotations... 是的，托尼·霍克做了900次，这是两年半旋转...

Oh, I can stick that! 哦，我可以坚持的！

Don't try that, Pibb.... 不要尝试， PIBB ....

Here we go!!! Ahhhh!!!!! 开始了！ AHHHH !!!!!

(smack!) （啪！ ）

Shit! Oh, shit! Are you alright, Mr. Pibb? 妈的！噢，该死！你没事吧， PIBB先生？

Is there a doctor in the house?! 有没有在家里看病？