Please call a doctor, I've been so depressed 请叫医生，我一直很郁闷

That I think that I'm finally breakin' 我想我终于分手

I can't quite explain, I can't feel any pain 我不能完全解释，我也不会感到任何疼痛

But I know that this time I'm not fakin' 但我知道，这一次我不会假装

Oh, what can it be, oh, inside of me 哦，那是什么，哦，我的内心

   

I saw my doctor he said man you look sick 我看到了我的医生，他说男人你看起来病

He said I think you better do something quick 他说，我觉得你最好做一些快速

He checked me over and he said I was fit 他检查了我的过去，他说我是合适的

What you need is a change, have a shave, find a chick 你需要的是改变，有一个刮胡子，发现小鸡

Your body functions but your hair's a disgrace 你的身体功能，但你的头发是一种耻辱

You shouldn't let it hang all over your face 你不应该让它在你的脸上挂满

Change your image 'cos you look out of place 改变你的形象“ ，因为你看的地方

Comb your hair, put on weight, try to look up to date 梳理头发，发胖，试图寻找最新的

Why don't you put in some permanent waves 你为什么不把一些烫发

You'll look smooth, you'll look cool, you'll be laughing 你会看起来光滑，你会看起来很酷，你会笑

You'll get lots of dates, you'll be made, you'll get laid 你会得到很多的时间，你会做，你会得到下岗

You'll get out and about, you'll be laughing 你会出去一下，你会笑

Oh, you'll be O.K. once you get those permanent waves 哦，你会O.K.一旦你得到那些烫发

   

I was really up but now I'm down once again 我是真的了，但现在我很沮丧，再次

I went out walking and it started to rain 我出去散步，并开始下雨

My perm washed out it just got flushed down the drain 我烫洗出它刚刚被冲入排水

My neurosis returned, I'm a wreck once again 我神经官能症回来了，我是一个沉船再次

But wait 'til I get back my permanent waves 但是等等，直到我拿回我的烫发

I'll be cool, I'll be smooth, I'll be laughing 我会很冷静，我会顺利，我会笑

I'll be all the rage in my permanent waves 我将所有的愤怒在我的烫发

And I'll start a new craze, I'll be laughing 我将开始一个新的热潮，我会笑

Oh, I'll be O.K. once I get my permanent waves 哦，我会O.K.一旦我得到我的烫发