Ladies and gentlemen 女士们，先生们

Introducing, the penis song. 介绍，阴茎的歌曲。

(Oh no he didn't) （哦，不，他没有）

(Honk a dick) （鸣喇叭一个家伙）

   

This is my penis song 这是我的阴茎歌

I wish that I had a bigger shlong 我希望我有一个更大的shlong

One that was quite a bit more thick and way more long 这就是一个相当多厚，路更长

One of those porno king kong dongs 其中一个色情金刚洞的

   

Check it out 看看这个

I wish my dick was bigger, I can admit it 我希望我的鸡巴是更大的，我可以承认它

I'm above average on inches but I want a damn double digit 我是高于平均水平的英寸，但我希望有一个该死的两位数

If I had a big ol' cock what would I do? 如果我有一个大醇公鸡我会做什么？

I'd probably go to Florida and show it Katrina and screw 我可能会去到佛罗里达，显示它卡特里娜和螺丝

Get buck naked and start streaking at my school 获取降压裸体和裸奔开始在我的学校

And get arrested but at least the girls would be impressed 而被逮捕，但至少姑娘们留下深刻的印象

With my third leg and, and then I'd go to a keg and 与我的第三条腿和，然后我会去一个小桶和

Do a keg stand, get drunk and do the running man 做一个小桶立场，喝醉了，做了跑步的人

With no clothes on just to show off 与只是为了炫耀不穿衣服

My dick's bigger than yours when mine is cold and soft 我的鸡巴的比你的大，当我的是寒冷和软

Haha, oh yeah I forgot that's not really the cock that I have 哈哈，哦，是我忘了，这不是真的，我有公鸡

I went out and party-bagged 'em and quickly opened the package 我出去和党的袋装时间，迅速打开包裹

And it fit me like Kriss Kross's old school starter jackets 它适合我，就像克里斯克罗斯的老学校起动夹克

Trying to convince myself like, "Size doesn't matter," 试图说服自己， “大小并不重要， ”

Anyways I'd probably just put it on backwards cause I mean 反正我可能只是把它向后事业，我的意思是

I know that god made us all different and special 我知道，上帝使我们所有的不同和特殊

But shit did he really have to invent lopsided testicles? 但是，狗屎他才真的要创造渐行渐远的睾丸？

I don't have them I just feel bad for the like you know the guys with like 我没有他们，我只是心疼的像你知道的家伙像

Their left one hangs like lower than the right, kinda like a lazy eye like on your balls 其左边的挂像比对下，有点像一个懒惰的眼睛像你的球

I mean I don't know, I just feel bad 我的意思是，我不知道，我只是心疼

   

This is my penis song 这是我的阴茎歌

I wish that I had a bigger shlong 我希望我有一个更大的shlong

One that was quite a bit more thick and way more long 这就是一个相当多厚，路更长

Fellas if ya'll feel me sing along 伙计们，如果你们大家觉得我一起唱

   

Yo ladies 女士们哟

Yeah? 是吗？

Ladies! 女士们！

Yeah? 是吗？

Do you want a guy with an average dick? 你想，平均家伙一个人？

Hell no 该死的

Then- wait you don't? 则─等待你还不知道？

No you honkey dick 没有你honkey家伙

Okay that's cool, no that's fine 好吧这很酷，没有这很好

   

I promise, I'm so self conscious 我保证，我很自我意识

That's why you never see me skinny dippin' in August 这就是为什么你永远不会看到我瘦迪在8月

Always walkin' around with my hands in my pockets trying to pump blood into my guy Alfonso 总是四处游荡，我的手在我的口袋里试图将血液泵入我的家伙阿方索

I mean, goddamn I don't think you girls understand 我的意思是，该死的，我不认为你明白女生

I've had a complex since that song Short Short Man 我已经因为这首歌短矮个复杂

And even though girls have told me that I'm big when I watch a porno I feel like a little kid 而且即使女孩告诉我，我是很大的，当我看的色情感觉像一个小孩子

I mean, let's take Ron Jeremy 我的意思是，让我们罗恩杰里米

Now if a girl sees him she'll compare him to me 现在，如果一个女孩看到他，她就会把他比我

And every MC in hip hop has got a huge cock 和每一个MC嘻哈得到了一个巨大的公鸡

Or at least talks about it in every song that they've got 或者至少它在每首歌曲的会谈，他们已经得到了

I mean, shit 我的意思是，狗屎

If I was really hung I'd make a whole album called Me and My Dick 如果我真的挂我会做一整张专辑给我打电话，我的鸡巴

With interludes of all the girls that I'd been with 所有，我会一直跟女生的穿插

And talk about my package and multiple orgasms 说说我的包和多次性高潮

'Cause all that I see is that size does matter “因为所有我看到的是，大小确实很重要

We got Enzite, penis pumps surgery to Viagra 我们得到了Enzite ，阴茎泵手术伟哥

But when it all adds up you can't really change it 但是，当这一切意味着你不能真正改变它

I'm not a porno star I just gotta face it 我不是一个色情明星我得面对现实吧

You know, what can I do 你知道吗，我该怎么办

This song goes out to like all the like little bit above average dudes 这首歌是写给喜欢高于平均水平的帅哥都喜欢的一点

So like all the small dudes, medium dudes but all you big dudes stop 因此，像所有的小帅哥，帅哥中，但你大帅哥停止

   

This is my penis song 这是我的阴茎歌

I wish that I had a bigger shlong 我希望我有一个更大的shlong

One that was quite a bit more thick and way more long 这就是一个相当多厚，路更长

Fellas if ya'll feel me sing along 伙计们，如果你们大家觉得我一起唱