Well the reindeer pull the sleigh 以及驯鹿拉雪橇

And the elves make the toys 和精灵使玩具

Those are the stories that are well known to all 那些是被公知的所有的故事

Little girls and boys 小女孩和男孩

   

But I've got another story 但我有另外一个故事

That I bet you haven't heard 我敢打赌，你没有听说过

Did you know that Santa 你知道吗，圣诞老人

Has a secret agent bird 有一个秘密特工鸟

   

He's Penguin, James Penguin 他是企鹅，企鹅詹姆斯

That dapper little guy 那短小精悍的小家伙

Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux 就像三件礼服井打扮鸭子

He's Santa's secret spy 他是圣诞老人的秘密间谍

   

Have you ever wondered 你有没有想过

How Santa keeps tabs 圣诞老人如何保持标签

How he knows when you've been good 他怎么知道什么时候你已经好

How he knows when you've been bad 他怎么知道什么时候你已经坏

   

He's Penguin, James Penguin 他是企鹅，企鹅詹姆斯

That dapper little guy 那短小精悍的小家伙

Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux 就像三件礼服井打扮鸭子

He's Santa's secret spy 他是圣诞老人的秘密间谍

   

From an undisclosed location 从一个秘密地点

He's watching me and you 他看着我和你

He's got satellite uplinks in his cufflinks 他有卫星上行链路在他的袖扣

Yeah he sees everything you do 是的，他认为你做的一切

   

He's Penguin, James Penguin 他是企鹅，企鹅詹姆斯

That dapper little guy 那短小精悍的小家伙

Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux 就像三件礼服井打扮鸭子

He's Santa's secret spy 他是圣诞老人的秘密间谍

   

Not so very long ago 不太久以前

Santa didn't need much help 圣诞老人并不需要太多的帮助

But with more and more kids every year 但随着每年越来越多的孩子

He soon got overwhelmed 他很快就不堪重负

He told the elves one Christmas 他告诉精灵一年圣诞节

We can't do this anymore 我们不能再这样做了

Then a knight in shining polyester 在闪亮的聚酯那么骑士

Waddled through his door 通过他的门站不稳

   

And it was Penguin, James Penguin 它是企鹅，企鹅詹姆斯

He was there to save the day 他在那里保存一天

He had wireless 他有无线

And GPS outfitted on the sleigh 和GPS装备的雪橇

   

And Santa said Penguin 圣诞老人说企鹅

Won't you be my ears and eyes 你不是我的耳朵和眼睛

How'd you like to help me run 你怎么想帮我跑

My SCFBI 我SCFBI

   

He's Penguin, James Penguin 他是企鹅，企鹅詹姆斯

And now I guess you've heard 现在，我想你已经听说

How Santa got his little Christmas 圣诞老人是如何得到了他的小圣诞

Secret Agent Bird 秘密特工鸟