Whenever you are down in Tijuana 每当你倒在蒂华纳

I'll tell you who you should go to see 我会告诉你谁，你应该去看看

The man who can tell you what is happening 该名男子谁可以告诉你发生了什么

Pee-ro Juan Valdez Sam Quixote. PEE- RO胡安巴尔德斯萨姆·吉诃德。

   

Ask Pee-ro about his friend Rosita 问撒尿RO约他的朋友罗西塔

And if he should tell you you'd better not 如果他要告诉你，你最好不要

Ask how is his sister Juanita 请问怎么是他的妹妹胡安妮塔

The line he'll give is man you ask a lot. 他会给该行的人，你问了很多。

   

Oh oh ask Pee-ro 哦，哦，请问小便-RO

Oh oh ask Pee-ro 哦，哦，请问小便-RO

Oh oh ask Pee-ro 哦，哦，请问小便-RO

Oh oh ask Pee-ro 哦，哦，请问小便-RO

   

If ever you should feel a little down 如果有的话，你应该感到些许下降

Wait til Dr. Pee-ro comes around 等待直到撒尿RO博士恶有恶报

He will give you something that will help 他会给你一些帮助

And it just might cure everything else. 它也许会治愈一切。