You couldn't see a lot 你看不到很多

With our crotches under froth 凭借我们在泡沫岔口

On timer-jets the trouble started when the bubbles stopped 在定时器飞机的麻烦开始了，当气泡停止

Now if you wanted you could see each little boy wand 现在，如果你想，你可以看到每个小男孩的魔杖

Bobbing there as clear as little goldfish in a coi pond 乘着有清晰的小金鱼在池塘COI

And I was hot and prunie 而我又热又prunie

As dry as styrofoam 干成保丽龙

I needed to escape the tub like Pauly from the Biodome 我需要逃避像保利从生态馆浴缸

I know no boychik's poifect 我不知道有boychik的poifect

But I made my lifetime's choice 但我做了我一生的选择

and hoisted myself out of the moistness 并悬挂出自己的水润度的

slowly which exposed my joystick 慢慢的暴露我的摇杆

And Pauly must have seen it 而保利一定见过它

plain as I'm waving at you 平原为我挥舞着你

Because I stood there dripping, naked like the David statue 因为我站在那儿滴水，就像赤身裸体的大卫雕像

Pauly I've gotta ask you 保利我得问你

Because I'm just not psychic 因为我只是不通灵

If my penis was a Facebook post 如果我的阴茎是一个Facebook的职位

I wonder if you'd like it 我不知道你会喜欢它

   

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All my life 我的一生

I prayed for a friend like you 我祈祷你这样的朋友

And I wish I could see your linus too 我希望我能看到你的莱纳斯太

But you wore a fucking speedo, you bitch 但是，你穿的是他妈的速度表，你婊子

   

I can't express just what it's meant to me 我无法表达正是它的意思我

to have my genitals vetted by a celebrity 有我的生殖器审核通过名人

and one with Paulie's pedigree 和一个与保利的开山鼻祖

I'm talking Breeder's Cup 我说的饲养员杯

If Charlie Sheen had seen my seen peen it wouldn't mean as much 如果查理辛曾见过我见过喷丸这并不意味着尽可能多

He doesn't have the Weasel's touch 他没有黄鼠狼的触摸

I'm not some stupid groupie 我是不是有些愚蠢的追星族

this dude was in Biodome, Encino Man, a Goofie movie 这家伙是生态馆，恩西诺的人，一个Goofie电影

and probably other stuff 而且很可能其他的东西

I just think it's fucking nuts 我只是觉得这是他妈的坚果

That mister Pauly Shore himself was gazing at my buttercups 那老总保利岸自己凝视着我的毛茛

I dreamed to be discovered 我梦见被发现

I hope the wait is over 我希望的等待已经结束

Not sure if this is it 不知道这是

But either way it's great exposure 但无论哪种方式，它的伟大曝光

And I can't blow this chance 我不能吹这个机会

To have a bro romance 有一个兄弟罗曼史

I hope he picks the fruit the dangles from my lowest branch 我希望他采果子从我的最低分行悬点

I'll pick the slowest dance 我会挑最慢舞

I just can't handle this 我只是无法处理此

Perhaps I should expect it at a men's spa in Los Angeles 也许我应该在一个男人的水疗中心在洛杉矶指望它

   

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I wish I could see your pud too 我希望我能看到你的PUD太

But I'd twitpic your dillsnick, it's true 但我twitpic你dillsnick ，这是真的