"Hello there, welcome to the show. No, we are not going “你好，欢迎光临展会。不，我们不会

to play 'Cheepnis'- that's right-but we are collecting underpants, 玩“ Cheepnis-这是正确的，但我们正在收集内裤，

and we are collecting brassieres, we are collecting small articles 我们正在收集胸罩，我们正在收集小物品

of feminine underclothing. We are making a quilt... really-trust me. 对女性内衣。我们正在做一床被子......真的，相信我。

So here's the deal, if you're a girl and you're wearing a dress, 所以，这里的交易，如果你是一个女孩，你穿一件衣服，

whip'em off, that's it, see? No problem. Even with a pin... what whipem了，就是这样，看到了吗？没问题。即使销...什么

does it say? 'Nobody's perfect.' I guess so... What we got here? 它说什么？ “没有人是完美的。 ”我想是的......我们来到这里是什么？

Oh. Now let's see what's on the inside. Uh huh, trainer coos. 呵呵。现在让我们来看看有什么在里面。嗯，教练库斯。

Okay. S'more s'more ... Underpants, brassieres, just send 'em up, 好。 Smore smore ...内裤，胸围，只需发送“举起手来，

no problem. Oh, you'll warm up to it. If you're wearing pants and 没问题。哦，你会热身吧。如果你穿的裤子，

you have bikinis on underneath your pants, rip the edges and 你有比基尼在你的裤子底下，裂口的边缘，

pull 'em out; if you're wearing those big old ugly cotton jobs go to 拉时间了;如果你穿着那些大牌老变丑棉花工作去

the toilet and take 'em off, okay? So far, ladies and gentlemen, 上厕所，带着他们去了，好吗？到目前为止，女士们，先生们，

the response from this particular community has not been especially 从这个社区的反应并不特别

gratifying. Perhaps you're a little bit too intellectual here. Here's 令人欣慰的。也许你是一个有点太知识分子在这里。这里的

something ... tasteful, very tasteful... You'll get into it. Oh, some 什么......有品位，非常有品味......你会进入它。呵呵，有些

more-look-it's almost like going to a, well, never mind. Heh, heh, heh. 更看 - 它几乎就像去一个，好，没关系。嘿，嘿，嘿。

I just want to remind you that you are in direct competition with Chicago, 我只是想提醒你，你是在与芝加哥的直接竞争，

which so far has produced the highest yield of female underclothes 迄今已生产出产量最高的女性内衣的

of any place in the United States. Oh, here's one, thank you very much. 在美国的任何地方。哦，这里有一个，非常感谢你。

Chicago, if you'll recall, was the town in which we received the very 芝加哥，如果你还记得，在我们收到的很镇

famous Voodoo Butter Underpants... heh heh ... the pants that nearly 著名的Voodoo黄油内裤......嘿嘿......裤子，近

broke Tommy Mars' neck. As soon as he took a whiff of those, his head 打破了汤米火星的脖子。当他把那些味儿，他的头

went back this far, and he was heard to mutter 'Jeezus.' So, we don't 回到这一步，他听到嘀咕着“ Jeezus 。 ”因此，我们不

care what kind of condition they're in. What've we got there? 'Twat 关心他们是在什么样的条件。搞什么名堂，我们到了那里？ 娘们

Book,'okay. Uh huh, very good-Zeets, whadduya think? He already 书中， “好吧。嗯，很不错的， Zeets ， whadduya觉得呢？他已经

has that one ... no problem, though. Well, tonight you're gonna be 有一个...没问题，但。嗯，今晚你会是

entertained by; Ike Willis on guitar and vocals; Tommy Mars on 由受理;艾克·威利斯在吉他和人声;汤米火星上

keyboards and 'Jeezus. 'You're also going to be entertaining 键盘和 Jeezus 。 “你也将是有趣的