Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma? 谁给我要讲一个牛津逗号他妈的？

I've seen those English dramas too 我见过那些英语话剧太

They're cruel 他们是残忍的

So if there's any other way 所以，如果有任何其他方式

To spell the word 拼写单词

It's fine with me, with me 这没问题，我

   

Why would you speak to me that way 你为什么要和我说话的方式

Especially when I always said that I 尤其是当我总是说我

Haven't got the words for you 还没拿到的话给你

All your diction dripping with disdain 所有的文辞与不屑滴

Through the pain 经痛

I always tell the truth 我总是说真话

   

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma? 谁给我要讲一个牛津逗号他妈的？

I climbed to Dharamsala too 我爬到达兰萨拉太

I did 我做了

I met the highest lama 我遇到的最高喇嘛

His accent sounded fine 他的口音听起来罚款

To me, to me 对我来说，我

   

Check your handbook 请检查您的手册

It's no trick 这已经不是什么把戏

Take the chapstick 就拿唇膏

Put it on your lips 把它放在你的嘴唇

Crack a smile 笑不出来

Adjust my tie 调整我的领带

Know your boyfriend, unlike other guys 知道你的男朋友，不像其他人

   

Why would you lie about how much coal you have? 你为什么要骗你多少煤有哪些？

Why would you lie about something dumb like that? 你为什么要撒谎愚蠢的那样？

Why would you lie about anything at all? 你为什么要撒谎了什么呢？

First the window, then it's to the wall 一是窗口，那么它的墙壁

Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth 律乔恩，他总是说实话

   

Check your passport 请检查您的护照

It's no trick 这已经不是什么把戏

Take the chapstick 就拿唇膏

Put it on your lips 把它放在你的嘴唇

Crack a smile 笑不出来

Adjust my tie 调整我的领带

Know your butler, unlike other guys 了解你的管家，不像其他人

Why would you lie about how much coal you have? 你为什么要骗你多少煤有哪些？

Why would you lie about something dumb like that? 你为什么要撒谎愚蠢的那样？

Why would you lie about anything at all? 你为什么要撒谎了什么呢？

First the window, then it's through the wall 一是窗口，那么它的穿墙

Why would you tape my conversations? 为什么你会用胶带我谈话？

Show your paintings 显示你的画

At the United Nations 联合国

Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth 律乔恩，他总是说实话