When you start your journey, you go and meet your driver 当你开始你的旅程，你去满足你的驱动程序

You shake his hand, and hope he's feeling well 你和他握手，并希望他的感觉很好

The things to come may be somewhat unfamiliar 事情来可能有点陌生

Like eating herring where the sun does not go down 喜欢吃鲱鱼，太阳不下去

Our driver calculates what time we'll hit town 我们的司机算出什么时候我们会打镇

   

And every time a border comes 每次边框来

We go inside and meet with someone 我们进去与人见面

Perhaps a form will need to be filled in 也许一个表格需要填写

Then we can go and restart up the engines 然后我们可以去重新启动了引擎

   

Plumbing often varies in the various different countries 水暖经常变化的各种不同的国家

I like to crouch down and turn on those bidets 我喜欢蹲下身来，把那些坐浴盆

I'll have a cocktail, pick at my fingernails 我要一杯鸡尾酒，在挑我的指甲

And then I'll squat down for a wash to end the day 然后我就蹲下来一洗结束一天

Our driver recommends we try the souffle 我们的司机建议我们尝试了杂音

   

And every time a border comes 每次边框来

We go inside and meet with someone 我们进去与人见面

Perhaps a form will need to be filled in 也许一个表格需要填写

Then we can go and restart up the engines 然后我们可以去重新启动了引擎

   

Then we went down under, and we were told of farmers 然后我们去下下来了，我们被告知农民

Who brought some pigs here from the old country 谁带来了一些猪在这里从老国

But pigs eat turtle eggs and turtles eat jellyfish 但猪吃海龟蛋和海龟吃水母

And now you get stung if you're swimming in the sea 现在你被刺痛了，如果你在海中游泳

Our driver gestures out behind the palm trees 我们的司机比划了棕榈树的背后

   

And every time a border comes 每次边框来

We go inside and meet with someone 我们进去与人见面

Perhaps a form will need to be filled in 也许一个表格需要填写

Then we can go and restart up the engines 然后我们可以去重新启动了引擎