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We now return to "Celebrity Apprentehh" 我们现在回到“名人Apprentehh ”

   

Donald Trump Impression 唐纳德·特朗普印象

Now Lil' Jon, why do you think your team lost? 现在律乔恩，你为什么认为你的球队输了？

   

Lil' Jon 律乔恩

WHO WHAT!!!! 谁什么!!!!

   

Donald Trump Impression 唐纳德·特朗普印象

You're supposed to be this great rapper 你应该是这个伟大的说唱歌手

How'd you lose a rap battle with the deaf bitch? 你怎么失去了说唱战斗聋人婊子？

   

CBS News 哥伦比亚广播公司新闻

We interrupt your program for a special word from the President of America 我们打断你的计划，从美国总统的特别字

   

Obama Impression 奥巴马印象

My fellow Americans 我的美国同胞们

I have, uh, some shit to tell you 我，呃，有些事情要告诉你

I know one president getting some anal from Michelle 我认识一个让总统米歇尔从一些肛门

Bitch, I got him 婊子，我得到了他

Saw bin Laden out in Pakistan, and shot him in the dome 看到本·拉登在巴基斯坦，并拍摄了他的圆顶

And told him there you go 并告诉他，你去那里

I got him, yo 我得到了他，哟

   

We solved a fucking problem, Joe? 我们解决了一个他妈的问题，乔？

Let's break out the Hennessy 让我们打破了轩尼诗

Everybody, smack a bitch around from here to Tennessee 每个人都围绕嫌狗娘养的，从这里到田纳西州

Now let us see which Dirka Dirka wants another round with me 现在让我们看看哪些Dirka Dirka希望又一轮与我

I thought I told you crackers, you don't wanna fuck around with me 我还以为我跟你饼干，你不想他妈的在我身旁

   

Osama bin Laden 奥萨马·本·拉登

Ay, bro, recognize me? 哎，兄弟，认识我吗？

I look like the Durrky selling you a Slurpee 我看起来像Durrky卖你一个思乐冰

So much noise about me 关于我闹得

Everybody judge me 每个人都对我做出判断

No one ever loves me 没有人爱我

They say, that I'm dead 他们说，那我死了

They don't even know I work at liquor store 他们甚至不知道我在饮料店工作

They test my DNA 他们测试我的DNA

   

Science Man 1 科学人1

This says, "Kareem Abdul Jabbar" 这是说， “贾巴尔”

   

Science Man 2 科学人2

Yeah, that's him! 没错，就是他！

   

Osama Impression 奥萨马·本·印象

I drive a cab in New York 我开车在纽约出租车

I did 9/11 我做911

I fight for Jihad 我争圣战

Al Quaeda give me discount card 人Quaeda给我打折卡

   

Obama Impression 奥巴马印象

Bitch please, b-b-bitch please 母狗请， B-B-婊子请

Get off your fuckin' camel 下车后你他妈的骆驼

Get your fuckin' sandals 让你他妈的凉鞋

Taking, we're t-t-taking 以，我们是T- T-回吐

All your fuckin' countries 所有你他妈的国

From you fuckin' monkeys 从你他妈的猴子

   

Osama Impression 奥萨马·本·印象

Bro, I'm from Africa 兄弟，我来自非洲是

I come from Baghdad 我来自巴格达

The Jews took my cologne 犹太人把我古龙水

I smell like a dog 我闻到像狗

   

News Man Impression 新闻人印象

Mr. President, who should we blow up next? 主席先生，谁应该我们炸掉接下来呢？

   

Obama Impression 奥巴马印象

Well, I know Prince William 嗯，我知道威廉王子

He living like a king 他的生活像国王

He don't do shit 他不这样做狗屎

he just sit, and get shit for free 他刚坐下，并获得狗屎免费

How the hell are you gonna let him pay his wedding with the money he took from you 如何地狱你打算让他付出了他的婚礼与他从你拿了钱

Mother fucker, let him pay for it 母亲笨蛋，让他付出代价

   

What a bunch of pale, cross-bred, yeah, they all FAIL 什么苍白了一堆，杂交，是啊，他们都失败

One of them is dead, and the others should be all in jail 其中之一就是死了，其他人应该都在监狱里

Oh, Prince Charles, living large, but your mom in charge 哦，查尔斯王子，住大的，但是你的妈妈负责

Fuck you, William, and tell the Queen to slob all on my knob! 你他妈的，威廉，告诉女王大懒虫都在我的旋钮！

   

Queen Impression 女王印象

We're all living like kings 我们都生活像国王

Raping all the peasants 强奸所有的农民

Taking all their presents 把所有的礼物

So much nice things 这么多好东西

We could have it all 我们可以拥有一切

We take it from the poor 我们把它从穷人

   

Prince William 威廉王子

Hee-hee 熙熙

   

Queen Impression 女王印象

They say we're inbred 他们说，我们是近亲

I gotta fuck me cousin, take a look at London 我要干我的表弟，看看伦敦

They mad, they want bread 他们疯了，他们想要的面包

But they can eat me ass poop 但是，他们可以吃我的屁股大便

   

Prince William 威廉王子

AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAAA! AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAAA ！

   

Obama Impression 奥巴马印象

Bitch please, b-b-bitch please 母狗请， B-B-婊子请

Take off the fuckin' crown and 脱下他妈的冠

Blow your fuckin' man, bitch 吹你他妈的男人，婊子

Hey Queen, H-H-Hey Queen 嘿女王， H-H -嘿女王

Get off the fuckin' horse and 下车该死的马

Make me a fuckin' sandwich 让我他妈的三明治

   

Osama Impression 奥萨马·本·印象

Bro, fuck you William 兄弟，你他妈的威廉

and fuck your fat whore 他妈的你胖的妓女

Bitch, you can suck my balls 婊子，你可以吸我的球

I fuck you by force 我他妈的你用武力

   

Donald Trump Impression 唐纳德·特朗普印象

Hello my name is Donnie Trump 你好，我的名字是甄子丹王牌

I make a billion every time I take a dump 我做一个十亿每次我坐转储

I don't need to win the White House, I'll just buy it 我不需要赢得了白宫，我就买它

I bought the Taliban and told Osama that he's fired 我买的是塔利班和乌萨马说，他的解雇

   

Now Imma smart guy, what the hell's this royal wedding? 现在伊马聪明的家伙，什么是地狱的这场王室婚礼？

I bought the palace and I'll move in when I'm fuckin' ready 我买的宫殿，我会继续前进的时候，我他妈的准备

So when you see the Prince of England stare and point and say 所以，当你看到英国的王子和盯点说

Ey, you got some free shit, bozo! 安永，你有一些免费的，妈的，笨蛋！

   

All Lawyer 所有律师

You got some free shit 你有一些免费的狗屎

   

Donald Trump Saying 唐纳德·特朗普说

Got some free shit 有一些免费的狗屎

Free shit 免费狗屎

IT'S FREE SHIT! 它是免费的狗屎！

   

Donald Trump Impression 唐纳德·特朗普印象

Bitch please, b-b-bitch please 母狗请， B-B-婊子请

Get all your fuckin' boys and 让所有的该死的男孩，

Watch my fuckin' show, yeah 看我他妈的秀，是

Taking, we're ta-a-aking 以，我们是TA -A-亚庆

All your fuckin' oil 所有你他妈的油

Yeah bitch, O'Doyle rules! 是的母狗， ODoyle规则！

   

Osama Impression 奥萨马·本·印象

Bro, I'm from Africa 兄弟，我来自非洲是

Don't fuck with my bros 不要跟我兄弟他妈的

My crew's from Mexico 我的船员来自墨西哥

I blow myself up 我吹自己了

   

Obama Impression 奥巴马印象

My fellow Americans 我的美国同胞们

Today Osama bin Laden was found at a 7-Eleven in Pakistan, Ohio. 今天，本·拉登被发现在7 -Eleven便利店在巴基斯坦，美国俄亥俄州。

I greeted him there myself with a birthday card as I haven't seen him in over ten years. í招呼他有自己的生日卡，因为我还没有见过他了十几年。

I asked him to come to my daughter's birthday party. 我问他来我女儿的生日派对。

He declined, so I shot him in the face....Myself! 他拒绝了，所以我拍了他的脸....我自己！

We can all rest assured that Michelle will be giving me a blow job tonight...with her mouth this time. 大家可以放心，米歇尔将在这个时候给我口交，今晚......她的嘴。

   

Obama Impression 奥巴马印象

Am I really the first black man that has to convince people I killed somebody? 难道我真的是第一个黑人男子有说服人，我杀了人？

Michelle, what's that smell? 米歇尔，那是什么味道？