Well, I wake up in the morning 嗯，我在早晨醒来

There's frogs inside my socks 还有在我的袜子青蛙

Your mama, she's a-hidin' 你的妈妈，她是一个，头上的棒球帽“

Inside the icebox 里面的冰箱

Your daddy walks in wearin' 你爸爸走在穿着45号球衣“

A Napoleon Bonarparte mask 一条拿破仑Bonarparte面膜

Then you ask why I don't live here 然后，你问我为什么不住在这里

Honey, do you have to ask ? 亲爱的，你还用问？

   

Well, I got to pet your monkey 嗯，我一定要宠你的猴子

I get a face full of claws 我得到充分的爪子脸

I ask who's in the fireplace 请问谁在壁炉

And you tell me Santa Claus 而你告诉我圣诞老人

The milkman comes in 送奶工进来

He's wearing a derby hat 他戴着圆顶礼帽

And you ask why I don't live here 你问我为什么不住在这里

Honey, how come you have to ask me that ? 亲爱的，为什么你要问我吗？

   

Well, I asked for something to eat 好吧，我问吃的东西

I'm hungry as a hog 我饿了的猪

So I get brown rice, seaweed 所以我得到糙米，海带

And a dirty hot dog 和一个肮脏的热狗

I've got a hole 我有一个孔

Where my stomach disappeared 在我的肚子不见了

Then you ask why I don't live here 然后，你问我为什么不住在这里

Honey, I gotta think you're really weird. 亲爱的，我得觉得你真的很奇怪。

   

Your grandpa's cane 爷爷的拐杖

It turns into a sword 它变成一把剑

Your grandma prays to pictures 你的奶奶祈祷图片

That are pasted on a board 这是贴在板上

Everything inside my pockets 在我的口袋里的一切

Your uncle steals 你的叔叔抢断

And you ask me why I don't live here 你问我为什么不住在这里

Honey, I can't believe that you're for real. 亲爱的，我不能相信你是真的。

   

Well, there's fist fight in the kitchen 嗯，有拳头在厨房里打

They're enough to make me cry 他们是足以让我哭

The mailman comes in 邮递员进来

Even he's gotta take a side 甚至他的宝贝坐侧

Even the butler 就连管家

He's got something to prove 他有一些东西需要证明

Then you ask me why I don't live here 然后，你问我为什么不住在这里

Honey, how come you don't move ? 亲爱的，你怎么不动？