What the hell's a ninja? 什么是地狱的忍者？

(ninja's posess a superior skills of ninjitsu, mu'afucka') （忍者的posess ninjitsu的技艺超群， muafucka “ ）

It is a branch os a Japanese samurai, a very old organization 它是一个分支OS中的日本武士，一个很旧的组织

Its origins are hundreds of years old, much of its history is being lost 它的起源是几百年的历史，它的历史正在消失

not many ninja's exist today, yet they all have indomitable fighting skills 今天没有多少忍者的存在，但他们都有着顽强的战斗技能

as a part of ninjitsu 作为ninjitsu的一部分

(ninja's of the indomitable fighting skills, of a ninja, a ninjer, a （忍者的不屈不挠的战斗技能，忍者，一ninjer中，

mutha'fuckin' ninja) muthafuckin “忍者）

no matter what weapons you use, a ninja will never die! 不管你用什么武器，忍者永远不会死！

   

Damn I wish I could be a Shokon Samurai 哎呀我希望我能成为一个Shokon武士

so I could swing a sword and make necks fly 所以我可以挥动一把剑，让脖子飞

I'd go to school and ninja-crawl through tha halls 我会去通过塔大厅的学校和忍者抓取

n' then I'd jump out n' stab bitches in the balls N然后我会跳出N中的刺球母狗

cuz I remember these kids from tha playground 因为我记得这些孩子从塔游乐场

everybody'd hang around, we were all down everybodyd流连，我们都下来

but then we grew up, n' everybody turned away 但后来，我们长大了， N每个人都拒之门外

n' now they dissin' me, yellin', "fuck Nerdy-J" N现在他们dissin 我喊 ， “他妈的书呆子-J ”

I sit n' think at how it changed as I got olda' 我坐在N认为它是怎样改变了，因为我得到了olda “

as I think I draw a ninja on my folda', Ugh 因为我觉得我画一个忍者在我folda ，唉

what I would do if I only had a ninja sword 我会做什么，如果我只是接受了忍者刀

you'd see blood start flingin' on tha chalkboard 你会看到在塔黑板血液开始flingin “

I'd tell tha whole class, "nobody move a jiggle, 我会告诉THA全班同学， “没有人移动时有抖动现象，

first one that do I'll make yer fuckin' neck wiggle." 第一个就是做我会让揭掉他妈的脖子扭动。 “

everyone wold start jockin', tha news would take my picta' 大家尔德开始jockin “ ，塔的新闻会采取我的PICTA ”

DAMN I wish I could be a ninja 哎呀我希望我能成为一个忍者

   

[chorus] [合唱]

Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja [X3] 哎呀我希望我能成为一个忍者，忍者[ X3 ]

Damn It'd feel good ta see people applaudin' [all X2] 该死的会觉得很好TA见人applaudin [所有X2 ]

   

After I was done killin' all tha yuppie fucks 我是做杀人后的所有临屋区的雅痞乱搞

all tha poor kids would come n' swing from my nuts 所有THA可怜的孩子会来N摆在我的坚果

and I would walk home feelin' like a Samurai 我会步行回家感觉，就像一个武士

I'd walk in tha house, and see my momma cry 我走在临屋的房子，看看我的妈妈哭了

I's ask why, she'd point to my drunkin' pops 一世的问为什么，她会指向我drunkin “持久性有机污染物

he tried ta hit her again, but that shit STOPS 他试图TA再次打她，但那些歌角阀

I kick him in his throat, you hear his neck break 我踢了他在他的喉咙，你听到他的脖子断

I throw a roundhose and knock his beard off his face 我把à roundhose敲他的胡子掉半张脸

I tell him, "Dad, now look at all your broken glass, 我告诉他：“爸爸，现在就来看看你所有的碎玻璃，

why don'tcha pick it all-up n' stick it in yer ass." 为什么dontcha捡起来全了N把它贴在你的屁股。 “

I watch him do it, "Now hurry up ya take fo'eva'." 我看着他这样做， “现在快点拿雅foeva 。 ”

when he was done I'd squeeze his butt-cheeks togetha' 当他做我挤他的屁股，脸颊togetha “

"Now get tha FUCK out my house, neva' come back!" “现在，塔他妈的我的房子，涅瓦”回来！“

I throw a chinese star, stick him in his ass-crack (Ahhhh) 我把中国的明星，他坚持在他的屁股上裂（ AHHHH ）

I turn to my mudda, "I'm sorry that he hit'cha!" 我想谈谈我的mudda ， “对不起，他hitcha ！ ”

DAMN I wish I could be a ninja 哎呀我希望我能成为一个忍者

   

[repeat chorus] [重复合唱]

   

If I could be a ninja, my daddy'd be dead, but 如果我能成为一个忍者，我daddyd是死的，但

I still gotta go ta work, n' pay tha rent 我还是得去TA的工作， N付房租塔

I flip frenchfries for $2.25 我不停地翻转frenchfries 2.25美元

Mr. Donny works here he's fuckin' 45 唐尼先生在这里工作，他是该死的45

but he'd think he "da' shit" cuz he's da' boss 但他会认为他“大”狗屎“的Cuz他的大”老板

I guess he don't know that his life is a loss 我猜他不知道，他的生活是一种损失

I walk in....about 5 minutes late... 我走在....约5分钟，晚...

cuz I was tryin' ta clean tha blood off my ninja blade 因为我是在尝试TA清理塔的血从我的忍者之刃

so, Mr. Donny wanna try n' get up in my face 因此，唐尼先生想尝试N起床我的脸

screamin' at me, sweatin' ova' this place 尖叫我， sweatin “卵子”这个地方

mad cuz I'm late, he's no betta' than me 疯因为我迟到了，他没有斗鱼“比我

just another bitch workin' for next ta' free 只是一个小白脸干活的下一个助教免费

I thought him out, takin' money, just steal 我以为他出去，羚牛的钱，就偷

n' cuttin' up his body, n' fry him on tha grill N cuttin 了他的身体， N炒了他在临屋烧烤

but he's too fuckin' wack, n' I could kill dis bitch 但他太他妈的怪人， N ，我可以杀了DIS婊子

n' I don't even need ta be a ninja N我什至都不需要TA是一个忍者

   

[repeat chorus X7] [重复合唱X7 ]

   

Yeah, Yeah I'm a ninja, Yeah 是啊，是啊，我是个忍者，是啊

FUCK that, I'm a Wicked Klown BITCH, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha 他妈的，我是一个邪恶的Klown母狗，哈，哈，哈，哈，哈，哈