Ray's guitar broke. No, we won't play Rawhide, won't play anything. 雷人的吉他坏了。不，我们不会打生皮，不会玩什么。

We'll play the theme from the Dinah Shore show. 我们会从Dinah岸秀发挥的主题。

Who wants to be Dinah Shore? Who's alter-ego is Dinah Shore? 谁想当Dinah岸？谁在平素是Dinah岸？

Oh, his fists didn't go up so quickly this time. Yawn...yawn..yawn. 哦，他的拳头没上去这么快就这一次。打哈欠... yawn..yawn 。

Put those headphones on, it's be-bop time. 穿上，这是BE -BOP ，那些耳机。

   

I want to tell you a story about the last time I was in Portland. 我想告诉你一个关于我最后一次是在波特兰的故事。

The night before we played at the Long Goodbye. 一天晚上，我们才使用了在漫长的告别。

I was walking on the street about 10:30 at night. 我正走在大街上约10:30在夜间进行。

A lot of people go to bed around here at 10:30 at night. 很多人睡觉在这里在10:30在夜间进行。

And well, I was walking along when suddenly these jocks in this 和好了，我走一起的时候，突然这些运动员们在这

bright blue pickup drove up. It had KC lights, tractor tires, 明亮的蓝色皮卡开过来。它有KC灯，拖拉机轮胎，

everything but the CB. It was a life-size Hot Wheels car for some dumb rich kid, 一切，但可换股债券。这是一个真人大小的风火轮赛车的一些愚蠢的富家子，

right. Well, they drove up to me 权。那么，他们开车来到了我

and they yelled what dumb rich kids usually yell, "Hey, faggot," 他们叫喊什么愚蠢的富家子弟通常大喊， “嘿，柴草， ”

and showered me with some water. 和我洗完澡用一些水。

So, I stood there thinking, what a bunch of fuckheads and picked up a rock. 所以，我站在那里想，什么一堆fuckheads的，拿起一块石头。

Now, I waited, walked down about a block to 现在，我等待着，走过一个街区，以

where the Kentucky Fried Chicken is, on Burnside, 那里的肯德基是，在伯恩赛德，

and sure enough they drove around again. 果然，他们又开车绕。

They said, "Hey, faggot, where's the nearest McDonald's?" I said, 他们说：“嘿，柴草，哪来的最近麦当劳？ ”我说，

"I don't know" and they squirted me again. “我不知道”，他们再喷我。

So I threw the rock and put a nice-size dent in their giant Hot Wheels car. 所以我扔石头，把一个很好的大小凹痕的巨型风火轮赛车。

They screached to a halt in the parking lot of some department store, 他们screached停顿在停车场的一些百货公司，

who's name I don't remember, it's up the street from Fred Meyer, 谁的名字我不记得了，这是这条街从弗雷德迈耶，

and they got out their clubs and they ran after me, yelling, 而他们得到了他们的俱乐部，他们追着我，大吼大叫，

"We're gonna kill you, you god damn faggot, we're gonna kill you, “我们会杀了你，你他妈的捆柴，我们会杀了你，

you motherfucker." 你娘“ 。

So I got in a phonebooth by the Kentucky Fried Chicken on Burnside, 所以，我在公用电话亭得到了肯德基的伯恩赛德，

held my legs straight out like this so they couldn't open the door 拉着我的腿伸直像这样这样他们就可以不开门

to the phonebooth. So they began charging the phonebooth, 到公用电话亭。于是，他们开始收费的公用电话亭，

beating on it with their club, yelling, 击败它与他们的俱乐部，大呼小叫，

"We're gonna kill you, you motherfucker, we're gonna kill you, “我们会杀了你，你混蛋，我们会杀了你，

you god damn faggot." I just looked at them. 你该死的柴草。 “我只是看着他们。

So, there was a crowd gathering by this time 所以，有一大群聚集到这个时候

and these kids were standing nearby and they said, 和这些孩子们站在附近，他们说，

"Oh, look at him, he's insane." I thought, ah-hah, here's my way out. “哦，看他一眼，他是疯了。 ”我想，啊，哈，这是我的出路。

I yelled at them, "Take me to a mental hospital right away. 我大喊他们， “带我去精神病院的时候了。

I wanna be be put away. 我想是要放好。

Please put me away, c'mon, call the cops and put me away. 请把我带走，来吧，叫警察，把我带走。

Please put me away now." 请把我带走吧。 “

They said, "Alright, faggot, we're calling the police." So they called the police. 他们说：“好吧，柴草，我们报警。 ”于是，他们报了警。

The cop comes out and I go, ah, my savior, I'm away from these jocks. 在警察来了，我走了啊，我的救命恩人，我远离这些运动员们。

He opens up the door, "Get out of there, you," 他打开门， “滚出去那里，你， ”

throws me up against the car, frisks me, shoves me in the back. 引发了我对车， frisks我，塞到了我的后背。

Then he goes over to the jocks, "Now what happened here? 然后他越过的运动员们， “现在这里发生了什么？

It looks like we're going have to take him to jail 看起来我们将不得不带他去坐牢

but we got to have the full story first" 但我们得先有完整的故事“

So the jocks, who had an ace in the hole, ace in the hole 因此，运动员们，谁曾在孔中的王牌，王牌

Take down on the bass, a little bit down on the bass. Yeah, 取下来的低音，一点点向下低音。是啊，

ace in the hole, and they go, "Well, goddammit, 一张王牌，他们走了， “好了，该死，

the motherfucker put a dent in my truck, a $5000 truck, right, 的混蛋把凹痕我的车， 5000元的车吧，

so I got my club, I went out and I wanted to kill him. 所以我得到了我的俱乐部，我走了出去，我想杀了他。

I want to kill him. Let me kill him, goddammit. 我要杀了他。让我杀了他，该死。

Let me kill him." 让我杀了他。 “

So the cop made them go home, and he drove me home, 于是警察让他们回家去了，他开车送我回家，

and he confiscated their club and my rock as further evidence. 他没收了他们的俱乐部和我的磐石为进一步的证据。

And I thought, so this is Oregon, huh? Tolerent Oregon? 我想，所以这是俄勒冈州，是吧？ Tolerent俄勒冈？

   

Ray, are you done with your guitar yet? He isn't done yet. 雷，你有你的吉他做呢？他还没有完成。

So what else do you want to hear, I'm out of stories. 所以，你想听到什么别的事，我出来的故事。

That's a true story, too. Just ask Bruce Loose. 这是一个真实的故事，太多。只要问布鲁斯松动。