Evidence of a new religion 一个新的宗教的证据

I'll spare you the details 我就不告诉你细节

Effluent from a bloated business 从臃肿的业务出水

With replica shirt sales 随着副本的衬衫销售

Two for the kids, one for the wife 对于两个孩子，一个是妻子

Indicating a stunted life 指示发育不良的生活

Didn't know gullibility was so rife? 不知道轻信如此猖獗？

Well you do know now? 嗯，你知道吗？

   

Evidence of a new rligion 新rligion的证据

Some hippy with a gripe 有些嬉皮士与抱怨

Strikes a blow with his census form 罢工打击他的人口普查表

By summoning Star Wars tripe 通过召唤星球大战牛肚

Here's a thing I'd love to say 这里的事情，我很想说

Lynndie England walks free today Lynndie英格兰今天有空走

If she'll only agree to play 如果她只同意打

With every Jedi Knight 随着每一个绝地武士

   

An Lo! My faith it was honed 一个罗！我的信仰它磨练

We can't be alone 我们不能单独

Don't say we're alone 不要说我们是孤独

   

Give me ancestry that's inbred 给我的祖先这是近交系

Give me wit that's completely dead 给我智慧那是完全死了

Give me a zip for the back of my head 给我一个zip我的后脑勺

I want to join in too 我想参加过

   

Evidence of a new religion 一个新的宗教的证据

Meeting a human need 满足人的需要

fertiliser for the brain 肥料为脑

Feeding the weakest seeds 饲养最弱种子