Let's do it/It's New Math 让我们开始吧/这是新数学

   

What's a pirate minus the ship? 什么是海盗减船？

Just a creative homeless guy. 只是一个创意无家可归的人。

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? 和食蚁兽加大型饿突变蚂蚁？

An ironic way to die. 死了一个具有讽刺意味的方式。

And what's domain domain range? 什么是域的域范围是多少？

A kid with too much in his pants 一个孩子在他的裤子太大

And two balls, minus one 和两个球，减一

Six/Seven titles at the Tour de France 六/七标题在环法自行车赛

   

Cancer/Gets worse... 巨蟹座/变得更糟...

   

Yo, split a decision with long division 哟，拆分决定用长除法

Take the circumference of your circumcision. 把你的割礼的周长。

Live like your data, when you're all set, 活得像你的数据，当你所有的设置，

Put it all together, and whatever you get 把它放在一起，不管你

   

It's New Math 这是新数学

It's New Math 这是新数学

   

And what's a bag of chips divided by five? 什么是一包薯条除以5 ？

Well, that's a Nike worker's meal. 嗯，这是耐克员工的餐点。

And Santa Claus multiplied by i 和圣诞老人乘用i

Well, I guess that makes him real. 嗯，我想这让他真实的。

And the square root of the NBA 和NBA的平方根

Is Africa in a box. 非洲是在一个盒子里。

How do you trace a scatter plot? 你如何跟踪散点图？

You give the pencil to Michael J. Fox. 你给铅笔迈克尔·J·福克斯。

   

Whatever 无论

Take the approximate moral proportion 以近似的道德比重

Of the probable problem of a pro-life abortion 一个反堕胎流产的可能的问题

Live like your data, when you're all set, 活得像你的数据，当你所有的设置，

Put it all together, and whatever you get 把它放在一起，不管你

It's New, it's New, it's New, it's New, it's New Math 它是新的，它是新的，它是新的，它是新的，它的新数学

   

And if you took a factor tree 如果你拿了一个因素树

Of the factors that caused my girl to leave me 导致我的女孩离开我的因素

You'd have a tree 你有一棵树

Full of Asian porn. 全亚洲色情。

C-A-L C-U-Lator C-A - L C -U -洛托尔

Mathematical minds make industrial smog 数学思维使工业烟雾

What's the opposite of ln(x) 什么是LN的对面（ X）

Duraflame the unnatural log Duraflame非自然日志

   

Support the farmers with a pro-tractor 支持农民亲拖拉机

Link Kennedy and Lincoln with a common factor 链接肯尼迪和林肯有一个共同的因素

Live like your data, and when you're all set 活得像你的数据，当你所有的设置

Put it all together and whatever you get 把它放在一起，无论你

It's New, it's New, it's New, 它是新的，它是新的，它是新的，

   

All right, word problems, ready? 好吧，文字题，准备好了吗？

If there's a fat guy in a pastry shop 如果有一个胖胖的家伙在一家糕点店

With a $20 bill and he's ready to buy 用一张20美元的钞票，他是准备买

In order to predict his volume change 为了预测他的体积变化

You'll need to know the value of Pi 你需要知道的Pi值

   

And there's a metal train that's a mile long 并有一个金属的火车是一英里长

And at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her 并在很后端的闪电击中了她

How long 'til it reaches and kills the driver 多久，直到它达到并杀死司机

Provided that he is a good conductor 只要他是一个很好的导体

   

And if 10% of men are gay 如果10 ％的男性是同性恋

20% of men are Chinese 20％的男性是中国人

What are the odds that a man chosen at random 什么是一个人随机选择的可能性

Spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees? 花费了大量的自由时间和进餐时间，而在他的膝盖？

   

And if Kim is half as old as Bobby 如果金正日是一半老巴比

Who is two years older than 12 year old Tori 谁是大两岁超过12岁的托里

For how many more 30 day months 如需了解更多30天个月

Will their threesomes be considered statutory rape? 将自己的三人一组被视为法定强奸罪？

'Cause math can be sexy 因为数学也可以很性感

   

'Cause having sex is like quadratic expansion, “原因有性行为就像是二次扩张，

If it can't be split then it's time to stop 如果不能拆分那么它的时间停止

And having sex is like doing fractions 而做爱就像是在做分数

It's improper for the larger one to be on top 这是不正确的较大的一个是在顶部

   

Having sex is like math homework 做爱是一样的数学作业

I do it best when I'm alone in my bed 我这样做是最好的，当我独自一人在我的床上

And squaring numbers are just like women 和平方数是一样的女性

If they're under 13 just do them in your head. 如果他们是13岁刚做他们在你的头上。

   

It's New Math 这是新数学