I pull the blinds then I take my clothes off 我拉了窗帘，然后我把我的衣服脱了

Dance around the house like nature boy 周围跳舞浑然男孩家

My genitalia and pectoral muscles aren't quite what I would like them to be 我的生殖器和胸肌不完全是我想他们是

But you don't see me 但你看不到我

No one can see me 没有人能看到我

   

I pull my blinds 我拉我的窗帘

Fill out my income tax form 填写我的收入税表

Pen in hand I write so legibly 笔在手，我写了这么清楚

I have my kitty. His name is Allowishus, I stroke him 我有我的小猫咪。他的名字是Allowishus ，我中风了他

But you don't see me 但你看不到我

No one should see me 没有人会看到我

   

I pull the blinds 我拉窗帘

For the sun glares off my tele and I find it quite so irritating 对于太阳瞪了我的长焦，我觉得这么刺激

I have my videos-loads of Ren and Stimpy 我有我的视频，负载仁和史丁比的

Bottom-a bit of pornography 底部有点色情

But you don't see me 但你看不到我

No one should see me 没有人会看到我

   

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I've been persecuted since I sailed in through the door! 我被迫害，因为我在航行通过门！

And I've been known to sing a song in 3 and 4 and 5! 我已经知道唱的一首歌在3和4和5 ！

And I've been gettin my ass chewed since the day I arrived! 我一直在刚开了我的屁股，因为我来的那天咀嚼！