[Interview #1] [专访1 ]

[I] We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman [一]我们今天坐在这里与影星娜塔莉·波特曼

[N] Hello [N]你好

[I] So, Natalie, what's a day in the life of Natalie Portman is like? [I ]所以，娜塔莉，什么是一天中娜塔丽·波特曼的生活是怎样的？

[N] Do you really want to know? [N ]你真的想知道吗？

[I] Please, tell us [I]请告诉我们

   

[Natalie Portman] [娜塔莉·波特曼]

I don't sleep, motherfucker, off that 'gnac and the bourbon 我不睡，娘，关闭该“ gnac和波旁

Doing 120 getting head while I'm swerving 做120获得头，而我偏向

(Damn, Natalie, you a crazy chick) （妈的，娜塔莉，你疯狂的小鸡）

Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick 哟，他妈的闭嘴吸我的鸡巴

I bust in dudes' mouths like gushers motherfucker 我胸围在帅哥嘴里像gushers娘

Pull up on NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker 在NBC上拉起来，嫌狗屎失控杰夫·朱克

What you want Natalie? (To drink and fight!) 你要什么娜塔莉？ （喝酒，打！ ）

What you need Natalie? (To fuck all night!) 你需要什么娜塔莉？ （他妈的整个晚上！ ）

Don't test me when I'm crazy off that airplane glue 别惹我，当我疯了这架飞机胶水

Put my foot down your throat 'til your shit's in my shoe 把我的脚了你的喉咙，直到你的狗屎在我的鞋

Leave you screaming, pay for my dry-cleaning 让你尖叫，替我付干洗

Fuck your man it's my name that he's screaming! 他妈的你的男人，这是我的名字，他的尖叫！

   

[Interview #2] [专访2 ]

[I] I'm sorry Natalie, are we to believe that you condone driving while intoxicated? [i]对不起娜塔莉，我们都相信你纵容酒后驾车？

[N] I never said that I was a role model [N ]：我从来没有说过我是一个榜样

[I] But what about the kids that look up to you? [i]那么什么是看你的孩子？

[I] Do you have a message for them? [一]你有没有为他们的消息？

   

[Natalie Portman] [娜塔莉·波特曼]

All the kids looking up to me can suck my dick 所有的孩子都望着我可以吸我的鸡巴

It's Portman motherfucker, drink 'til I'm sick 这是波特曼娘，喝，直到我生病了

Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole 割断你的喉咙，倒氮在井下

Watch you laugh and cry; while I laugh, you die 看着你笑，哭;而我笑了，你死了

And all the dudes, you know I'm talking to you 和所有的帅哥，你知道我说的就是你

(We love you Natalie!) I wanna fuck you too! （我们爱你娜塔莉！ ）我要见你们的鬼！

(P!) It's for Portman! (P!) It's for pussy! （P ！ ）这是波特曼！ （P ！ ）这对猫！

I'll kill your fucking dog for fun, so don't push me 我会杀了你他妈的狗的乐趣，所以不要逼我

   

[Interview #3] [专访＃ 3]

[I] Wow Natalie, I'm surprised, all this coming from a Harvard graduate? [i]哇纳塔莉，我很惊讶，这一切都从哈佛毕业的来吗？

[N] Well, there's a lot you may not know about me [N]嗯，有很多你可能不知道关于我的

[I] Really? Such as?.. [i]真的吗？例如？ ..

   

[Natalie Portman] [娜塔莉·波特曼]

When I was in Harvard I smoked weed everyday 当我在哈佛我抽杂草每天

I cheated every test and snorted all the yay 我被骗了每一个测试哼了一声，所有的耶

I got a def posse, you got a bunch of dudes 我有一个高清波塞，你有一堆帅哥的

I sit right down on your face and take a shit 我坐在你的脸降权，并采取狗屎

   

[The Lonely Island] [孤独的岛]

Natalie, you are a bad ass bitch (hell yeah!) 娜塔莉，你是一个坏屁股婊子（地狱啊！ ）

And I always pay for your dry-cleaning 我总是付出你的干洗

When my shit gets in your shoe (What!) 当我的屎会挡住你的鞋（什么！ ）

And as for the drug use 和作为药物的使用

Well, I can't vouch for that, 好吧，我不能担保的，

My dick is scared of you (ooh) 我的鸡巴是怕你（哦）

   

[Outro] [尾奏]

[I] Okie doke. Natalie, one final question [i] Okie doke 。赵雅芝，最后一个问题

[I] If you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood who would it? [i]如果你可以从任何人在好莱坞偷接吻会是谁？

[N] No more questions [N ]没有更多的问题

   

[N] What! [N ]什么！