You said "send me stationary to make me horny" 你说：“给我固定的，使我角质”

So I always write you letters in multicolours 所以，我总是写你multicolours信

Decorating envelopes for foreplay 对于前戏装饰信封

Damn extended metaphors, I get carried away 妈的扩展比喻，我得意忘形

On the back of a natural disaster, fixed with parcel tape and with kids sticking plaster 在自然灾害后，固定胶带包裹，并与孩子们狗皮膏药

Nothing says "I miss you" quite like war poetry you carved in your door with a Stanley knife 没有说“我想你”很喜欢战争的诗，你在你的门上雕刻着斯坦利刀

   

My year in lists 我在今年名单

Stomping on your fingers as you're clinging on to the abyss 踩你的手指为你执着到深渊

So put on every winter coat that you owned since '98 所以把每一个冬天的外套，因为98年，你所拥有

And every midnight sees the countdown to another awful day 每看到午夜倒计时到另一个可怕的一天

   

I cherish with fondness the day (before) I met you 我很珍惜与喜爱的一天（前）我遇见你

I cherish with fondness the day (before) I met you 我很珍惜与喜爱的一天（前）我遇见你

I cherish with fondness the day before I met you 我很珍惜与喜爱的前一天，我遇见你

   

On your request, I compile a list 对你的要求，我造册

Of my top five resolutions for this year (one!) （ ！ 1 ）我的前五项决议，今年

I declined 'cause I decided that I (two!) 我拒绝了，因为我觉得我（ 2 ！ ）

Do not believe in the New Year any more (three!) 不要相信在新的一年的话（ 3 ！ ）

And you must confess that at times like these 而且你必须承认，在这种时刻

Hopefulness is tantamount to hopelessness (four!) 充满希望无异于绝望（四！ ）

And I accept that it's time for a change but not in places like this with people like these (five! five! five! five! five!) 我承认，这是改变的时候了，但不是在这样的地方与人喜欢这些（ 5 ！ 5 ！ 5 ！ 5 ！ 5 ！ ）

   

My year in lists 我在今年名单

Stomping on your fingers as you're clinging on to the abyss 踩你的手指为你执着到深渊

So put on every winter coat that you owned since '98 所以把每一个冬天的外套，因为98年，你所拥有

And every midnight sees the countdown to another awful day 每看到午夜倒计时到另一个可怕的一天

   

I cherish with fondness the day (before) I met you 我很珍惜与喜爱的一天（前）我遇见你

I cherish with fondness the day (before) I met you 我很珍惜与喜爱的一天（前）我遇见你

I cherish with fondness the day before I met you. 我很珍惜与喜爱的前一天，我遇见了你。