[ VERSE 1 ] [诗歌1 ]

The President woke and he called the Pope 总统醒来，他呼吁教皇

The Pope climbed to heaven on a golden rope 教宗爬到天上金色的绳子

P.S. the Lord raised Michaelangelo from the dead 附注：主从死里复活米开朗基罗

So he can make a fresh painting of my head 于是，他可以让我的头新鲜的绘画

Then I hung out with a king and a queen 然后我挂出了国王和王后

And the queen put me down with her polo team 和王后把我拉到她的马球队

The way I scored points all around the clock 一路上我拿下了点周围所有的时钟

I had her daughter, the princess ridin my jock 我有她的女儿，公主坐车我乔克

I knocked the freak off like a crazy retard 我敲了怪物掉像一个疯狂的延迟

Then I took a little trip into a deck of cards 然后，我花了一点旅途变成一副扑克牌

The diamond jack joker and the ace of spades 钻石插孔百搭和黑桃A

Was amazed at greater Cut Creator on the fade 惊讶于更大的剪切造物主的褪色

Then I played cards with the queen of clubs 然后，我与俱乐部的女王打牌

The queen of hearts with me cold fell in love 心与我的女王冷相恋

As for the queen of diamonds, she don't like men 至于钻石的女王，她不喜欢的男人

Because you know that a diamond is a girl's best friend 因为你知道，钻石是女孩最好的朋友

The double-trouble spade was named the deuce 双麻烦铁锹被评为平手

And the joker acted stupid, so we gave him the news 而百搭行动笨，所以我们给了他这个消息

There was 52 cards, and I met everyone 有52张牌，和我遇到每一个人

That story is over, but my rhyme ain't done 这个故事结束了，但我的韵不这样做

   

[ VERSE 2 ] [诗歌2]

Then I took a trip to the center of the earth 然后，我花了一趟地心

I was kinda scared, so E-Love went first 我有点害怕，所以E-爱去的第一

I met these funny little people, they called em skeezers 我遇到了这些有趣的小人们，他们叫EM skeezers

So I held on to my wallet like Ebeneezer 所以，我扶着我的钱包一样Ebeneezer

Tight leather pants that'll make you grunt 紧身皮裤这会让你的呼噜声

Two nice soft things right up front 两个漂亮柔软的东西摆在最前头

The center of the earth ain't got no crime 地球的中心是不会得到任何犯罪

Just people bodyrockin to the L.L. rhyme 就在人们bodyrockin的L.L.韵

If you're kinda confused to what a skeezer is 如果你有点糊涂到什么skeezer是

It's just a girl who's on my jock cause I'm in showbiz 这只是一个女孩谁在我的约克，因为我在演艺圈

There was a whole lotta skeezers, I dogged everyone 有一个整体洛塔skeezers ，我誓不罢休大家

That story is over, but my rhyme ain't done 这个故事结束了，但我的韵不这样做

   

[ VERSE 3 ] [诗歌3 ]

Woke up late one afternoon 醒来的时候一天傍晚

Realized I was in the world of cartoons 意识到我是在漫画的世界

He-Man told me he'd beat me up 他满告诉我，他会打我

Because he thought that I looked like Donald Duck 因为他认为我看起来像唐老鸭

Then I hung out with Spiderman 然后我挂出了蜘蛛侠

He told me he was gonna start a comic strip band 他告诉我，他会开始一个漫画带

The Incredible Hulk was gonna play the drums 不可思议的绿巨人是会敲鼓

Charlie Brown grabbed the guitar and started to strum 查理布朗抓起吉他，开始弹奏

Snoopy tried to rock on the microphone 史努比尝试摇滚麦克风

But Tom & Jerry both said he should leave it alone 不过，汤姆和杰里均表示他应该息事宁人

Then I hung out with Mickey Mouse 然后我挂出了米老鼠

He had two freaks, so we went to his house 他有两个怪胎，所以我们去他家

Mickey's freak was ugly, but mine was def 米奇的怪胎是丑陋的，但我是高清

So I knocked it off until there wasn't none left 所以我敲它关闭，直到有没有都不剩

They were cartoon characters, I met everyone 他们是卡通人物，我遇到了大家

That story is over, but my rhyme ain't done 这个故事结束了，但我的韵不这样做

   

[ VERSE 4 ] [第4节]

Since I'm a good friend of father time 因为我的一个好朋友的父亲时

I'm not gettin older as I say this rhyme 我不是刚开年长照我说这首歌曲

I was warmin the stove at the Alamo 我warmin炉子在阿拉莫

Before Booth shot Lincoln I stole the show 展台前拍林肯我偷的节目

I was down with George at the Delaware 我是来与乔治在美国特拉华州

But I wore a Kangol, not the fake white hair 但我穿了一件Kangol ，不是假的白头发

Me and E-Love met Sitting Bull 我和E -遇见爱坐牛

We made a peace pipe, then we took a pull 我们做了一个和平的管道，然后我们采取了拉

Then he brought more leaves from a golden chest 然后，他带来了更多的叶子从黄金宝箱

You thought it was tabacco - the shit was cess 你认为这是烟草 - 狗屎是塞斯

There was a lotta great men, and I met everyone 有一个洛塔伟人，我遇到了大家

That story is over, but my rhyme ain't done 这个故事结束了，但我的韵不这样做

   

[ VERSE 5 ] [第5节]

11:33, I swear it's no sooner 11:33 ，我发誓这是不早

I went inside my TV, I met _The Honeymooners_ 我去了我的电视里，我遇到了两队的Honeymooners_

Ralph wanted me to bust a couple of rhymes 拉尔夫希望我胸围几个押韵

But I had my eyes on Alice's behind 但我有我的眼睛Alice的背后

Norton came down right about that time 诺顿来到了对的时间

Lookin in the frigde, so he could swine and dine 看着在frigde ，这样他就可以猪和用餐

Then I said to myself, I should give em a taste 然后我对自己说，我应该给他们一个味道

So I pulled the microphone out my black briefcase 所以我把话筒从我的黑色公文包

Said, it ain't Bob Hope or Barry Manilow 说，它不是鲍勃·霍普和贝瑞曼尼洛

Then I borrowed Norton's hat, cause I forgot my Kangol 于是我借了诺顿的帽子，因为我忘了我的Kangol

Ralph said, "I got a scheme, let me get to it" 拉尔夫说， “我有一个计划，让我得到它”

"Norton, my pal," I said, "Yo, don't even do it" “诺顿，我的朋友， ”我说， “哟，甚至不去做”

They were all Honeymooners, and I met everyone 他们都是蜜月旅行，和我遇到每一个人

That story is over, but my rhyme ain't done 这个故事结束了，但我的韵不这样做

   

[ VERSE 6 ] [第6节]

Cause my tongue cuts sharp, I hit a note like a harp 因为我的舌头切犀利，我打了一记像竖琴

Or a harmonica, Veronica, I do my part 或者口琴，婆婆，我做我的一部分

In a bedroom with leg room I'm strong like a monsoon 在一间卧室有宽敞的腿部空间，我喜欢强季风

Chilled in Maui-Waui and I carry a harpoon 冷冻在毛伊岛， Waui ，我随身携带鱼叉

Stopped at the isle that's Mali, cause we got ill 停在小岛那是马里，因为我们得了绝症

Wrote my name on a rock at the top of the hill 一块岩石上写下我的名字在山顶

I searched for other ways, made love in caves 我搜索了其他的方式，在洞穴里做爱

And I kicked the ill beats that make the natives raise 我踢了生病的节拍，让当地人提高

Now I'm gonna tell you what all this means 现在，我要告诉你这一切的手段

From Farmers Boulevard in St. Albans, Queens 从农民大道圣奥尔本斯，女王

There's a lyrical technician who came to play 还有谁出来玩抒情技师

Number one b-boy L.L. COOL J 头号B男孩L.L. Cool J与

All of this is just a story that I made up 所有这一切都仅仅是一个故事，我做了

Def lines I say on time with Cut Creator's cuts 高清线我说的时间切造物主的削减

Some of it's fiction, and some of it's fact 它的一些小说，它的一些事实

Not another common rap with a heavy drum track 不是另一种常见的说唱音乐与沉重的鼓声轨道

A whole lotta rhymes, and I wrote everyone 整整洛塔押韵，而且我写的每一个人

That story is over, and my rhyme IS DONE 这个故事结束了，而我的韵做

HUH! 呵呵！