If you had a machine that can make you into anything you wanted to be 如果你有一台机器，可以让你成为任何你想成为

Like anything, what would you be, hmm, let's see 任何事情一样，你会是，嗯，让我们来看看

   

I wanna be the queen, no, I wanna be nineteen 我想成为女王，不，我想成为19

Wait, no, I wanna be that horrible thing I saw last night in my dream 等待，不，我想成为那个可怕的事情，我昨晚看到了我的梦想

I know, I wanna be a supermodel, she's European 我知道，我想成为一个超级名模，她是欧洲

A lean sex fiend, oh thank God I can finally fit in those dumb jeans 精益性的恶魔，哦感谢上帝，我终于可以适合于那些愚蠢的牛仔裤

Poof, then it was me, I was her 噗，然后是我，我是她的

I waited for something fabulous to occur, something marvellous and absurd 我等待着美妙的事情发生，一些奇妙的和荒谬的

I waited, there was nothing, but I was something 我等待着，没有什么，但我的东西

Gorgeous, crazy, wealth, and I could always reach the top of the supermarket shelf 华丽的，疯狂的，丰富的，而且我总是可以到达超市货架的顶部

All of a sudden I was no longer the model or myself 突然，我不再是模型还是我自己

I must have thought about being the stupid box of cereal up on that stupid shelf 我必须有想过是对那个愚蠢的货架谷物起来的愚蠢箱

Boring, wondered whether I would wait forever 无聊，不知道我是否会永远等待

I guess I was a brand that wasn't adequately advertised on TV ever 我想我是没有充分在电视广告上过一个品牌

But it got better, apparently a parent and a child threw me in a cart 但它变得更好，显然是家长和孩子把我的车

It was hard I was smothered covered by a world of pop tarts 这是很难我窒息涵盖流行馅饼的世界

And a part of the newspaper that scared me, I think it was the pop charts 而这把我吓坏了报纸的一部分，我认为这是流行音乐排行榜

And I wish I was a cereal that, that wasn't so smart 我希望我是一个谷物的是，这是不是太聪明了

   

Do you wanna step inside my machine 你在我的机器里想一步

   

We all got home and they put me right in the fridge 我们都回家了，他们把我的权利在冰箱里

Damn why don't they keep their cereal out so I could at least see where they lived 该死的他们为什么不保持他们的谷物出来，所以我至少可以看到他们住

But I could hear them and it seemed like they were happy 但我能听到他们，这似乎是他们很高兴

When the kid wasn't napping she was always laughing, I felt jumpy, my bran was crackling 当孩子没有午睡，她总是在笑，我就觉得心惊肉跳，我的糠麸噼里啪啦

I was grabbed along with the milk and put in a bowl 我抓起连同牛奶，放入碗中

It was dark, a black hole, must have been the kid's mouth, I don't know 天已经黑了，一个黑洞，一定是孩子的嘴，我不知道

And in I went down the throat, passed the tongue, by her heart, by her lungs 而在我下楼的喉咙，通过舌头，她的心脏，她的肺

And I could see that she might be dying young 我看得出来，她可能会死得早

So I tried to patch it up with an old piece of gum that was there 于是，我就用一个旧的一块口香糖，这是有修补起来

But the damage was done, disease had won, it wasn't fair 但损害造成了，病赢了，这是不公平的

But I wasn't gonna be the one that lost her 但我不会是一个失去了她

I wasn't a doctor and I wasn't a name on the list of somebody's roster 我不是医生，我是不是别人的花名册的名单上的名字

Why bother, and by that time I was already at the other end 何必呢，到那个时候我已经在另一端

In the toilet with milk, you know, my old friend from the fridge from way back when 在牛奶上厕所，你回来的路上，当知道，我的老朋友从冰箱里

And then we got sucked down into the pipes 然后我们得到了倒吸进水管

What a crappy life, machine that's really not right 多么蹩脚的生命，机器，真的不对

   

Do you wanna step inside my machine 你在我的机器里想一步

   

I can't stand it, I said machine why are we here 我受不了了，我说的机器，我们为什么在这里

And it paused and said 'to play video games and drink beer' 它停顿了一下，说： “玩视频游戏，喝啤酒”

That's weird, you're subversive, I thought we had a deeper purpose 这是奇怪的，你是颠覆性的，我想我们有一个更深层次的目的

Underneath the surface, why do so many of us feel worthless 下面的表面，为什么我们这么多人觉得不值钱

The machine said don't ask me, ask your magazines 机器说不要问我，问你的杂志

People in Teen and loads of shit people don't need 在青少年的人屎的人并加载不需要

I started to bleed and said just make me into a bandaid 我开始出血，刚才让我成为一个创可贴

The size of a giant pancake, wrap me round the whole world to heal the heartache 一个巨大的饼的大小，包圆了我的整个世界，医治心痛

And if anyone's hungry, well they could just eat me 如果有人饿了，好了，他们可以随便吃我

Or I'll be a peace treaty and no one could ever defeat me 不然我会成为一个和平条约，也没有人能打败我

It said chill out girl, you remember being up on the shelf 它说，冷静下来的女孩，你记得我们了货架上

I seem to remember you kinda just wanted to be yourself 我似乎记得你还挺只想做回自己

No, I wanted someone to pick me, to love me 不，我希望有人来接我，爱我

To be the greatest brand, I don't understand, I was just tryna comprehend man 是最大的品牌，我不明白，我只是tryna理解男人

Oh you wanted the grand scheme, the big plan, the answer 哦，你想要的宏伟计划，大计划，得到的答案

Well here it is, ah 那么这里是啊

   

And then it turned off, and that was it 然后将其关闭，这是它

Because you see, the machine never really did exist 因为你看，机器从来没有真正确实存在

   

Would you wanna step the machine 你想踩机

   

Would you be a doctor, would you be a rocker 你是医生，你会是一个摇杆

Would you be a parka keeping someone warm in a lock-up 你是大衣的人保持温暖禁售

Would you be a marker that signed the constitution 你会不会签署宪法的标志

Would you start a revolution or just play some pro-soccer 你会开始一场革命或只是玩一些亲足球

How about a stalker, if you were a father 怎么样死缠烂打，如果你是一个父亲

Would you be good at all or would you even bother 你善于全部或者你会不屑

Be a beautiful girl or someone that could call her 是一个美丽的女孩，或有人会打电话给她

Would you be a good talker, a stealth bomber 你是一个很健谈，隐形轰炸机

What about Osama, just to see what it feels like 怎么样奥萨马，只是为了看看是什么感觉

Cause we all love to live in drama 因为我们都喜欢住在剧

Be a big movie star, fancy ass houses and a big car 是一个很大的电影明星，看中的屁股房子和一个大的汽车

Doing lots of drugs, fucking up and break laws 做大量的药物，他妈的起来，打破规律

Be a fat man, plumber's butt hangin' out the drawers 是一个胖子，水喉匠屁股犹豫不决，出纸盒

Would you fight for a cause, chew on people like Jaws 你争取的原因，啃人喜欢大白鲨

Instigate wars, push the button would you be somethin' 煽动战争，按下按钮，你会事端

Or middle-class average with an okay marriage 或中产阶级平均有一个不错的婚姻

One-point-three baby carriage and a two-car-garage 单点三童车和两车的车库

Would you be president, would you be American 你想成为总统，你会是美国人

Would you be better than everyone else as a representative 你会比其他人作为代表

Would you be a monkey, would you be lucky 你是一只猴子，你会很幸运

Would you be a big giant dick always fucking 你会成为一个大巨人家伙总是他妈的

Would you be a pumpkin 你是一个南瓜

Would it be your brain inside a vegetable or would you feel nothing 难道你的大脑蔬菜里面，或者你会觉得没什么

Would you manage or would you suffer 你会管理或你会吃亏

Would you be a lover, be a fighter 你是否有一个情人，是个斗士

Or would you just be alright, could you just be alright 或者，你只是没事的，你能不能好起来

Could you just be alright, could you just be alright 你可能仅仅是正常的，可能你只是没事

   

And if all this could come true 而如果这一切可以成真

Would you be ready, well I'd be ready if I was you 你准备好了，好，我会准备好，如果我是你